{"id":9856,"date":"2018-03-24T16:52:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-24T16:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=9856"},"modified":"2018-03-25T05:53:27","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T05:53:27","slug":"de-ce-faci-poza-la-cartof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=9856","title":{"rendered":"“De ce faci poz\u0103 la cartof?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am date certe s\u0103 cred c\u0103 o nou\u0103 specie de cartof<\/em> m\u0103 va \u00eenr\u0103d\u0103cina<\/em> \u00een cas\u0103 pentru c\u00e2teva zile (\u00een afar\u0103 de \u0219osete, altceva nu pot purta).  Mi-a crescut<\/em>  dureros \u00eenc\u0103 de ieri, chiar \u00een articula\u021bia degetului mare de la piciorul drept, la finalul unor kumite<\/a> s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219te cu un partener de antrenament (so\u021bul meu zice s\u0103 m\u0103 potolesc, c\u0103 el n-are cu nimic de-a face cu violen\u021ba domestic\u0103…  \ud83d\ude42 sau “te preg\u0103te\u0219ti s\u0103 m\u0103 aperi?” ).<\/p>\n

Cartoful , <\/em>\u00een urma loviturii,  <\/em>s-a umflat suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 cear\u0103 o poz\u0103 \u0219i aten\u021bia lui Stefan care, ap\u0103r\u00e2nd \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, cu ochi\u0219orii \u00eenc\u0103 lipi\u021bi de somn, \u00eentreab\u0103 derutat “de ce faci poz\u0103 la cartof?”.  Desigur, ca s-o pun p\u0103 net<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Treaba asta are o parte bun\u0103 \u0219i una care, probabil, va fi amendat\u0103 de poli\u021bia modei. Partea bun\u0103 este c\u0103, neput\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103l\u021ba cu nimic, voi sta \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i termina de citit “On road”  (Pe drum) a lui Jack Kerouac<\/strong><\/em>, care m\u0103 cam chinuie de vreo 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni (mult, dar v\u0103 zic \u0219i mai jos de ce).<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t prive\u0219te poli\u021bia modei, dac\u0103 umfl\u0103tura \u0219i durerea nu se vor remite \u00een urm\u0103toarele 5 zile, voi asorta rochiei de m\u0103tase, de culoare roz, o superb\u0103 pereche de “adida\u0219i “, <\/em>pentru c\u0103 nu pot concepe sub nici o form\u0103 s\u0103 nu fiu prezent\u0103 la, poate, cel mai important eveniment din via\u021ba de cuplu a prietenilor mei. Dac\u0103 nu, zice prietena mea C., ” o s\u0103 fii cool \u00een rochie \u0219i bocanci”. <\/p>\n

Printr-o analogie care \u021bine doar de hazardul lecturii, chestia asta cu degetul-cartof are o aparent\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu Jack Kerouac<\/strong><\/em>, fondator al genera\u021biei beat<\/strong> <\/em> (…ptiu, doamne, iart\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i p\u0103ze\u0219te-m\u0103 de vorbele de duh ale exatloni\u0219tilor! Era s\u0103 scriu “membru exponen\u021bial”; dac\u0103 v\u0103 oblig\u0103 copiii s\u0103 privi\u021bi Exatlon, neap\u0103rat s\u0103 le traduce\u021bi… \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 cuvintele acelor sportivi filosofi. Perfect justificate \u00eentreb\u0103rile lui \u0218tefan “mam\u0103, or fi dat pe la \u0219coal\u0103…?” \u0219i “la ce sunt bune silicoanele?” R\u0103spuns din public: “pentru flotabilitate….” Invidio\u0219ii…).<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack Kerouac, prietenul meu de suferin\u021b\u0103, e jemanfi\u0219istul<\/em> care, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 scrie o carte, \u00ee\u0219i pune c\u00e2teva \"\"<\/a>\u021boale \u00eentr-un rucsac, \u00eemprumut\u0103 20 de dolari \u0219i se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 ia America la picior sau f\u0103c\u00e2nd autostopul (\u00een foto dreapta, itinerariile parcurse).  C\u0103l\u0103toria lui – fie de unul singur, \u00eenso\u021bit sau nu de c\u00e2te o femeie “de ocazie”, fie \u00een compania unor prieteni geniali, tr\u0103sni\u021bi, dependen\u021bi de alcool \u0219i stupefiante – n-are de-a face nici cu regulile, nici cu conven\u021biile.<\/p>\n

E o desc\u0103tu\u0219are \u0219i o tr\u0103ire deplin\u0103 a tuturor experien\u021belor (beat<\/strong>itude<\/em>), unele la limita vie\u021bii, omenescului. Timpul \u0219i certitudinea unui final sigur sunt singurele preocup\u0103ri metafizice ale lui Sal (autorul) \u0219i ale g\u0103\u0219tii lui, fa\u021b\u0103 de care se simte statornic. Spiritul beatnik<\/em> al celor care s-au reg\u0103sit \u00een genera\u021bia beat <\/em>se opune valorilor tradi\u021bionale ale Americii anilor 40-50. <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“- Acuma uite-te \u0219i tu la \u0103ia din fa\u021b\u0103. Au griji, num\u0103r\u0103 kilometrii, se g\u00e2ndesc unde-or s\u0103 doarm\u0103 la noapte, c\u00e2\u021bi bani cost\u0103 benzina, cum e vremea, cum o s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acolo \u0219i, cu toate astea, ei or s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acolo oricum, \u0219tii. Dar ei nu \u0219tiu dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se agite \u0219i s\u0103 tr\u0103deze timpul cu false ugen\u021be \u0219i altele, tem\u0103tori \u0219i pl\u00e2ng\u0103cio\u0219i, sufletele lor nu se vor lini\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 nu se vor ag\u0103\u021ba de o grij\u0103 clar\u0103 \u0219i dovedit\u0103 \u0219i, odat\u0103 g\u0103sit\u0103, mutrele lo vor c\u0103p\u0103ta expresia adecvat\u0103 \u0219i vor umbla a\u0219a, cu un aer fericit, \u0219i timpul va trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei \u0219i ei \u0219tiu asta \u0219i \u0219i<\/em> asta-i nelini\u0219te\u0219te \u00eengrozitor.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Ceea ce te frapeaz\u0103 de la primele pagini este c\u0103 virgulele sunt rare (dar cui pas\u0103 c\u00e2nd sunt at\u00e2tea de tr\u0103it \u0219i de spus…), iar povestea e scris\u0103 dintr-o suflare, ca \u0219i cum ar fi povestit\u0103 prietenilor la un pahar, pe o plaj\u0103, la un apus de soare. Are ceva din savoarea jazzului \u0219i a ritmurilor de saxofon. De altfel, Kerouac a scris cartea \u00een c\u00e2teva luni, pe un rulou\"\"<\/a> de h\u00e2rtie lung de 35 de metri, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se sinchiseasca de broderii literare sau de gre\u0219elile inerente dactilografierii. Asta avea s\u0103 \u00eei fac\u0103 pe Truman Capote s\u0103 spun\u0103 despre textele lui Kerouac c\u0103 sunt  “dactilografiate \u0219i nu scrise”. Dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u0219enii de colegi de breasl\u0103….  <\/p>\n

“Repauzarea” asta for\u021bat\u0103 din pricina degetului m\u0103 va ajuta s\u0103 relansez lectura, care a cam trenat \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Sfertul care mi-a mai r\u0103mas mi se pare previzibil, u\u0219or obositor. Genul de carte care te las\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103te\u0219ti lini\u0219tit\u0103, de\u0219i n-ai dus cartea la final. Anticipez experien\u021be reluate din alte unghiuri, \u00een alte locuri, baruri, rute. F\u0103r\u0103 a fi o carte colosal\u0103, e total diferit\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de tot ceea ce am citit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. E un ceva zadarnic tr\u0103it incandescent, f\u0103r\u0103 limite, \u0219i redat ca un concert de jazz. <\/p>\n

De\u0219i mult timp editurile i-au refuzat textele, iar prietenii cei mai apropia\u021bi (intimi chiar) i-au devenit ulterior critici,  Kerouac a marcat o epoc\u0103 \u0219i a inspirat c\u00e2tiva scriitori (Hunter  S. Thompson, Haruki Murakami, ) \u0219i muzicieni americani mari (Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Francis Cabrel<\/a>, Ray Charles<\/a> (Hit the Road Jack<\/a>), Roy Harper<\/a>, Ben Gibbard<\/a>, Blake Schwarzenbach<\/a>, Jim Morrison<\/a>, Richard Hell, <\/a> Bruce Springsteen<\/a>, Janis Joplin, <\/a> Kurt Cobain<\/a>).<\/p>\n

S\u0103 \u00eenchei totu\u0219i \u00eentr-o not\u0103 sportiv\u0103: dac\u0103 n-ar fi suferit o fractur\u0103 de tibie, Jack Kerouac ar fi avut poate una dintre cele mai str\u0103lucite cariere din istoria fotbalului american. <\/p>\n

P.S. 1 Conform <\/a>American Modern Library, <\/span>r<\/span>omanul “Pe drum” a lui Jack Kerouac<\/strong> se afla pe pozi\u021bia 55 \u00een topul 100 al celor mai bune romane de limb\u0103 englez\u0103 ale secolului XX.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

P.S.2 Dat\u0103 fiind apropierea de Kerouac, finalmente am renun\u021bat la poza degetului meu umflat \u0219i vine\u021biu.  N-ar fi fost deloc…. beatnik, <\/strong>degetul nefiind, slav\u0103 Domnului, rupt. \ud83d\ude42 <\/em><\/p>\n

 Surs\u0103 foto: Wikidepia<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am date certe s\u0103 cred c\u0103 o nou\u0103 specie de cartof m\u0103 va \u00eenr\u0103d\u0103cina \u00een cas\u0103 pentru c\u00e2teva zile (\u00een afar\u0103 de \u0219osete, altceva nu pot purta).  Mi-a crescut  dureros \u00eenc\u0103 de ieri, chiar...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[1386],"class_list":["post-9856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sport","tag-pe-drum-de-jack-kerouac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9856"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9951,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9856\/revisions\/9951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}