{"id":9249,"date":"2017-08-29T14:45:55","date_gmt":"2017-08-29T14:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=9249"},"modified":"2017-08-29T14:45:55","modified_gmt":"2017-08-29T14:45:55","slug":"cand-voi-fi-mare-patiserie-ma-fac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=9249","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd voi fi mare, patiserie ma fac&#8230;.!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-9250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana-300x266.jpg\" alt=\"Eu la mare cu carte_n mana\" width=\"300\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana-300x266.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana-768x680.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana-1024x907.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana-600x531.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2017\/08\/Eu-la-mare-cu-carte_n-mana-624x553.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Ieri, lipsa umbrelei m-a obligat sa ma adapostesc intr-o statie de metrou. La metrou, ca la metrou: un du-te vino aproape continuu, alti oameni care se ascundeau de ploaie si, desigur, o patiserie\/covrigarie&#8230;. Am ignorat-o trufas cu&#8230; coada ochiului si m-am retras intr-un colt. Am scos cartea din poseta, mi-am distribuit echitabil greutatea corporala pe ambele sandale-platforma, continuand sa urmaresc piezi\u0219 trecatorii sau stationarii alungati in subteran de ploaie.<br \/>\nUnii <span class=\"text_exposed_show\">isi scoteau umbrelele, altii, covrigul sau merdeneaua din punga. Mirosul ucigator (pe care si acum il am in nari&#8230; ), amplificat si de aerul devenit brusc rece, mi-a amintit ca ultima mea masa fusese cu vreo 5 ore in urma&#8230;..; daca masa se pot numi 2 mere si 2 piersici in care am forat adanc dupa &#8220;chiriasii&#8221; nepoftiti (ca doar stiti ca nu stropesc copacii din livada).<br \/>\nSi tot ce-mi lipsea din decorul asta &#8220;nutritiv&#8221; era Houellebecq&#8230;. (&#8220;Supunerea&#8221;, ed. Humanitas) care zice, in stilul lui naucitor: &#8220;&#8230;pe vremea cand femeia isi cumpara si isi spala singura legumele, isi pregatea carnurile si fierbea inabusit tocana ore in sir, se putea dezvolta o relatie tandra si nutritiva; evolutia conditionarilor alimentare cufundase in uitare aceasta senzatie care, de altfel (&#8230;..) nu era decat o palida compensatie pentru pierderea placerilor trupesti.&#8221;<br \/>\nCu matele ghioraind, m-am razbunat pe Houellebecq, oprindu-ma la MI din apropierea casei si cumparand carnuri rotisate. Ajunsa acasa, nu mi-am pus sortul sa gatesc&#8230;., ci pantalonii scurti si tricoul care mai pastra mirosul de parfum frantusesc de la pranz.<br \/>\nMancand, in confortul tinutei mele sportive, am realizat ca am stat ca fraiera pana ce a stat si ploaia &#8211; adulmecand mirosul si privind pe sub sprancene la cei care infulecau &#8211; amagita de parsivul Houellebecq (sau poate de creierul meu neresetat&#8230;) si nu mi-am luat macar un covrigel&#8230;..Sau o merdenica, acolo&#8230;.Ca doar n-ar fi fost foc&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, lipsa umbrelei m-a obligat sa ma adapostesc intr-o statie de metrou. La metrou, ca la metrou: un du-te vino aproape continuu, alti oameni care se ascundeau de ploaie si, desigur, o patiserie\/covrigarie&#8230;. Am&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,4],"tags":[1249],"class_list":["post-9249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieta","category-personal","tag-cum-sa-rezisti-ispitelor-culinare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9251,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9249\/revisions\/9251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}