{"id":904,"date":"2012-03-28T10:07:40","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T10:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=904"},"modified":"2012-03-28T13:22:29","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T13:22:29","slug":"cu-dintele-in-servetel-prin-budapesta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"Prin Budapesta, cu dintele \u00een \u015ferve\u0163el…."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>…sau cum am ratat \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu Z\u00e2na M\u0103selu\u0163\u0103!<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u00e2teodat\u0103, c\u00e2nd toate lucrurile merg prea bine, e r\u0103u! Paradoxal, dar a\u015fa e via\u0163a uneori. Lucreaz\u0103, cum se spune \u00een sport, pe intervale: mai dur, apoi mai relaxat. Sf\u00e2r\u015fitul de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la Budapesta se anun\u0163a imaculat: 18 grade, Dun\u0103rea – fluviul meu drag oriunde a\u015f fi – ,\u00a0 curs de instructor Zumba Toning (cu greuta\u0163i) \u0163inut de o americanc\u0103 sadea…..(a IV a calificare de instructor Zumba pe care o ob\u0163in).<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103-\u0163i mai dore\u015fti? Mai ales c\u00e2nd so\u0163ul se ocup\u0103 de organizarea c\u0103l\u0103toriei mai ceva ca o agen\u0163ie de turism, iar tu joci rolul invitatei speciale…..care, dup\u0103 modelul unor starlete de cinema,\u00a0 se \u00eempiedic\u0103 taman c\u00e2nd sunt chemate s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi primeasc\u0103 trofeul….<\/p>\n

…\u015fi \u00ee\u015fi rup tocul pantofului….sau, mai grav, altceva……<\/p>\n

\u00cen aceea\u015fi gar\u0103 din Viena din care ne-am pornit \u00een februarie trecut spre Brno – acum spre Budapesta -, mi se f\u0103cu de o pizza cu ton, blat subtire, a\u015fa cum n-am mai m\u00e2ncat de ceva vreme. Am primit-o la carton \u015fi ne-am a\u015fezat saliv\u00e2nd de poft\u0103 \u015fi foame pe scaunele metalice, reci, \u00een fa\u0163a pr\u0103v\u0103liei turcului din care ie\u015feau amestecate mirosurile de kebab, pizze, \u015faorme \u015fi alte “chinez\u0103rii”. M\u00e2ncatul \u00een gar\u0103 e spectaculos, \u00eel faci \u00een ciud\u0103: sim\u0163i din toate p\u0103r\u0163ile perechi de ochi fix\u00e2ndu-te cum \u00ee\u0163i plimbi dumicatul prin gur\u0103, e\u015fti m\u0103surat c\u00e2t ai m\u00e2ncat, c\u00e2t \u0163i-a mai r\u0103mas… Iar tu \u00eenghi\u0163iti \u015fi te ui\u0163i c\u00e2nd la carton, c\u00e2nd la cine ce fund mai are, c\u00e2nd la vreo figur\u0103 insistent\u0103 care te str\u0103punge cu privirea secunde bune ca s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama din ce \u0163ar\u0103 ai debarcat de m\u0103n\u00e2nci pizza \u00een mijlocul unei g\u0103ri din Viena \u015fi \u00eencotro te duci.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd toate astea se \u00eent\u00e2mplau \u00eentre doi dumica\u0163i, aud din propria-mi gur\u0103 un trosc \u015fi apoi un pleosc ca de piatr\u0103 aruncat\u0103 pe carton. Turcul ar fi putut sc\u0103pa o pietricic\u0103 \u00een pizza….<\/p>\n

Dintr-o dat\u0103, sim\u0163ii curent \u00een gur\u0103….\u015fi un mare gol. Brusc, buza de sus \u00eemi deveni u\u015for ple\u015fuv\u0103. Am \u00eencremenit cu o m\u00e2na la gur\u0103 \u015fi cu cealalt\u0103 \u0163in\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 f\u0103r\u00e2ma blestemat\u0103 de pizza, care parc\u0103 mi se lipise de degete. C\u00e2ndva, \u00een copil\u0103rie, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 priponesc un vi\u0163el care umbla slobod prin bost\u0103n\u0103ria alor mei, nu \u015ftiu din ce motiv i s-au aprins sc\u00e2ntei \u00een copite \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 alerge cu mine, care nu d\u0103deam nici \u00een ruptul capului drumul la funie: \u015fi vi\u0163elul alerga, \u015fi eu \u00eel \u0163ineam de funie; \u015fi vi\u0163elul alerga ca turbat \u015fi eu la fel, dar culcat\u0103 pe burt\u0103, \u0163in\u00e2nd c\u00e2t puteam de st\u00e2ns funia; m-a t\u00e2r\u00e2t a\u015fa vreo 20 de metri….Sor\u0103-mea mare se a\u015fezase pe vine c\u0103 nu mai putea de r\u00e2s, privind cum vi\u0163elul z\u0103p\u0103cit\u00a0 alerga duc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 el pe mine de funie \u015fi m\u0103tur\u00e2nd cu stomacul meu tot ce \u00eei ie\u015fi \u00een cale. “Biata” sor\u0103-mea striga printre dou\u0103 hohote de r\u00e2s s\u0103 \u00eei dau drumul, dar eram a\u015fa de concentrat\u0103 c\u0103 mi-a trebuit ceva zdup\u0103neal\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 realizez…. Deci, eram ca atunci, m\u0103 uitam fix \u015fi bovin la dintele de pe carton \u015fi nu \u00eentelegeam…Se c\u0103scase un gol imens. S\u0103 r\u00e2zi sau s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi? Cred c\u0103 so\u0163ul meu s-a ab\u0163inut cu greu s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103…..Ei, acum, ce mai conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 a c\u0103zut; bine c\u0103 nu l-am \u00eenghi\u0163it! Mai am \u015fi noroc \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Oricum era fa\u0163eta dintelui pe care mi l-am rupt demult\u00a0 \u00eentr-o piatr\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencercam s\u0103 merg pe tocuri. Frumu\u015fe\u0163ea cere sacrificii!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 te v\u0103d acum, Dumitro! \u015etirb\u0103, cu dintele \u00een \u015ferve\u0163el, peltic\u0103, angoasat\u0103, num\u0103r\u00e2nd minutele \u015fi a\u015ftept\u00e2nd-o pe z\u00e2na M\u0103selu\u0163\u0103…..\u00een timp ce te plimbi 2 zile prin Bupadesta, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i mai arde, \u00een timp ce faci cursul de Zumba Toning, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i mai arde……Noroc cu experien\u0163a; nu sunt la prima abatere: mi-am mai l\u0103sat acum 3 ani dintele \u00eentr-o ridiche, exact \u00eenaintea unei conferin\u0163e de pres\u0103 pe care o organizam….Sunt expert\u0103 \u00een \u015focuri, rezist. Mi-am pus bine dintele \u00een \u015ferve\u0163el \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 sper.<\/p>\n

Ajun\u015fi la Budapesta cu tot cu bagaje, am dat pre\u0163 de vreo 15 minute ocol g\u0103rii lui Keleti. Sta\u0163ia de metrou, care era sub ochii nostri (e adev\u0103rat, nesemnalizat\u0103), disp\u0103ruse pentru noi- timp \u00een care mi-am pus la grea \u00eencercare, \u00een surdin\u0103, \u00eentregul repertoriu de \u00eenjur\u0103turi – \u00een toate limbile pe care le cunosc (mai pu\u0163in \u00een ungure\u015fte). Era vineri seara, se f\u0103cuse de ora 17.00 \u015fi trebuia sa ajungem p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora 18.00 la cabinetul unui stomatolog g\u0103sit pe Internet. Dar, c\u00e2nd e s\u0103 n\"\"<\/a>u mearg\u0103 – nu merge. Dup\u0103 ce ne-am \u00eentors \u00een punctul din care am plecat:), g\u0103sind deci sta\u0163ia, ne-am c\u0103znit minute bune s\u0103 \u00eentelegem cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 un automat de bilete care, ……nu func\u0163iona. Ne-am luminat ulterior, am luat metroul \u015fi am ajuns la adresa stomatologului care,…..evident, nu exista. C-a\u015fa e-n tenis….<\/p>\n

Cu ultima speran\u0163\u0103 n\u0103ruit\u0103, mi-am zis: “asta e, fatalitatea naibii”!, dar m\u0103car s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u015fi apoi un c\u00e2ntecel s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103m….. Prin vocea so\u0163ului meu, care \u00eemi spuse resemnat “mai taci \u015fi tu c\u00e2teva zile”, mi se ar\u0103tau toate semnele c\u0103 sejurul la Budapesta avea s\u0103 fie sortit t\u0103cerii.<\/p>\n

Dar, cineva acolo sus tot m\u0103 iube\u015fte…..:):)<\/p>\n

Am savurat \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103 cu mine \u015fi cu soarta un delicios ton proasp\u0103t cu legume la gratar, la doi pa\u015fi de un S.O.S Dent NON STOP, despre care ne spusese recep\u0163ionera hotelului c-ar exista\u00a0 \u00een centrul Budapestei. A fost cina unui Toma necredincios….De\u015fi nu mai speram,\u00a0 la ora 20.30 aveam incisivul la locului lui \u015fi un z\u00e2mbet c\u00e2t un continent….:::::::::::)))))))))))))))))))))))). O unguroaic\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi amabil\u0103, care schimba z\u00e2mbete discrete cu asistenta \u00een timp ce-mi studia ciotul de pe care se desprinsese fa\u0163eta, m-a “rezolvat”\u00a0 \u00een mai pu\u0163in de 15 minute.<\/p>\n

Reveni\u0163i acas\u0103, povestii fetei mele Maria p\u0103\u0163ania. Mi-a r\u0103spuns cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi: “de ce nu ti l-ai pus sub pern\u0103. Ar fi putut s\u0103 vin\u0103 Z\u00e2na M\u0103selu\u0163\u0103”. !?!?!:)<\/p>\n

Data viitoare \u015ftiu exact ce am de f\u0103cut! Il pun sub pern\u0103! S\u0103 vin\u0103 \u015fi la mine o dat\u0103 Z\u00e2na M\u0103selu\u0163\u0103; mama \u00eemi d\u0103dea tot timpul din\u0163ii de lapte sco\u015fi la ciori \u015fi m\u0103 punea s\u0103 zic: “ia cioar\u0103 un dinte de lapte \u015fi d\u0103-mi unul de o\u0163el”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei uite ce mi-a dat…..<\/p>\n

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…sau cum am ratat \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu Z\u00e2na M\u0103selu\u0163\u0103! C\u00e2teodat\u0103, c\u00e2nd toate lucrurile merg prea bine, e r\u0103u! Paradoxal, dar a\u015fa e via\u0163a uneori. Lucreaz\u0103, cum se spune \u00een sport, pe intervale: mai dur, apoi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":947,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions\/947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}