{"id":7579,"date":"2016-01-16T09:14:54","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T09:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=7579"},"modified":"2016-01-16T09:53:54","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T09:53:54","slug":"cum-slabesc-rusoaicele-30-de-kilograme-in-2-luni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=7579","title":{"rendered":"“Cum sl\u0103besc rusoaicele 30 de kilograme \u00een 2 luni”"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"AP1523-absinthe-cusenier-fransisco-tamagno-drinks-poster-1890s\"<\/a>Nutritia, ca si geopolitica, se muta de la vest spre est. Un site TV ne arata cum rusoaicele “dau jos greutatea \u00een plus c\u00e2t ai clipi! Cum sl\u0103besc rusoaicele 30 de kilograme \u00een 2 luni.”<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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“Cat ai clipi” ar insemna ceva mai incet decat ar lua sa dai o votca pe gat, dar in nici un caz 2 luni, ca nici un rus nu-i chiar asa fraier sa stea pe gol 60 de zile. Ca doar nu curge apa la robinet.
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Si pentru ca “VOT KAK” inseamna in rusa <<iata cum>>, va arat si eu cum ca se poate.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Cu o singura conditie:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
– doamna in cauza sa porneasca de la o greutate care sa treaca binisor de ….150 de kg.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
Si pentru ca un articol serios apeleaza intotdeauna la specialisti, aflam ca insisi nutritionistii rusi recomanda un lucru absolut in premiera “s\u0103 limita\u021bi consumul de carbohidra\u021bi, \u00een special zaharurile (bomboane, \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, ciocolat\u0103, produse de patiserie), deoarece se dizolv\u0103 repede \u00een organism \u0219i se transform\u0103 \u00een gr\u0103sime.” <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Si, pentru ca argumentatia sa fie total credibila si suprema, avem si un meniu. Care, deja cred ca ghiciti, contine o limita calorica\u00a0 – pe care eu am calculat-o – necesara unei femei care are de pierdut EXACT 30 de kg. in 2 luni. Deci, ipoteza mea cu doamna a carei greutate am mentionat-o mai sus, se verifica.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Dar, stati! Asta nu e tot! \ud83d\ude42 (eu ma inspir si din reclamele TV – ador “ingeniozitatea” publicitarilor care scriu astfel de texte)<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Cand calculai procentul de macronutrienti (proteine, grasimi, carbohidrati), ce deja vu avui?
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Ca rezulta un regim hiperproteic, cu peste 30% procent de proteine (gen Dukan), si cu un numar redus de fibre (favorizeaza constipatia!) si care nu este orcui recomandat. Spun doar “nerecomandat orcui” ca sa nu insir pana dimineata lista cu de ce nu…. si cui nu.<\/div>\n
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“VOT KAK” ca se poate….. , trebuie doar\u00a0 sa NU crezi ca e pentru tine regimul acesta!<\/div>\n
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Nutritia, ca si geopolitica, se muta de la vest spre est. Un site TV ne arata cum rusoaicele “dau jos greutatea \u00een plus c\u00e2t ai clipi! Cum sl\u0103besc rusoaicele 30 de kilograme \u00een 2...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[769,768,771,770],"class_list":["post-7579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieta","tag-cum-slabesti-30-de-kilograme-in-2-luni","tag-cum-slabesti-rapid","tag-dieta-ruseasca","tag-slabit-rapid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7579"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7593,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7579\/revisions\/7593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}