{"id":7062,"date":"2015-01-05T14:33:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T14:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=7062"},"modified":"2015-01-05T18:51:57","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T18:51:57","slug":"musculatura-aceasta-metresa-ingrata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=7062","title":{"rendered":"Musculatura – un fel de metres\u0103 ingrat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"df22ecc24d9f63cd861b82eb92b54587\"<\/a>De c\u00e2nd s-au sf\u00e2r\u0219it s\u0103rb\u0103torile de iarn\u0103, m\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2ne\u0219te un sentiment ce basculeaz\u0103 \u00eentre \u201dBani, bani\/ Bag\u0103 bani\u201d<\/em> <\/strong>\u0219i \u201eS-o iau, se stric\u0103\/ S-o las, mi-e fric\u0103\/ C\u0103 vine altul \u0219i mi-o ridic\u0103.\u201d<\/strong> <\/em>(Ien\u0103chi\u021b\u0103 V\u0103c\u0103rescu, primul poet rom\u00e2n liric – asta ca s\u0103 vede\u021bi voi c\u0103 sportul nu mi-a mic\u0219orat creierul, ba chiar mi l-a oxigenat mai bine\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09 ), cu sublinierea c\u0103 obida mea se \u00eentreapt\u0103 spre D\u00e2nsa (genul feminin),\u00a0 – un fel de amant\u0103 ingrat\u0103 \u0219i ve\u0219nic nemul\u021bumit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Lipsesc 4 zile (plec \u00eentr-un fel de delega\u021bie, cu dispens\u0103 – aparent\u0103 –\u00a0 de la copii), iau aer de \u021bar\u0103 (gen iarna-i grea, om\u0103tu-i mare\/doar un cal (CP) am \u00een dotare…), merg cu copiii pe p\u00e2rtia satului, trag la sanie (hai, mami, mai repede, mai repede!), urc\u0103 \u0219i coboar\u0103 pant\u0103 (am spus, doar un cal am \u00een dotare!), croie\u0219te drum prin z\u0103pada virgin\u0103, suport\u0103 toti bulg\u0103rii, pune mas\u0103, scoal\"20141230_170259\"<\/a>\u0103 mas\u0103, f\u0103 gr\u0103tar afar\u0103 (la – 13 grade; sunt gata micii? nu, doar pe\u0219tele! atunci, nu ne mai e foame), spal\u0103 vase, linge blide….. (nici nu mai sunt sigur\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eentre timp am \u0219i respirat).<\/p>\n

Pe scurt (ca s\u0103 n-o mai lungesc) dup\u0103 \u0103st periplu, m\u0103 \u00eentorc la ea, la D\u00e2nsa, cu toate depozitele de glicogen (rezerva de glucoza) pline (pline ochi; \u0219i hepatic, \u0219i muscular), cu dorin\u021ba arz\u00e2nd – arz\u00e2nd mistuitor \u0219i tandru, cu con\u0219tiin\u021ba u\u0219or \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 (vai, de c\u00e2te zile am p\u0103r\u0103sit-o!), cu flori (cu flori de ghea\u021b\u0103 pe parbriz), cu buzele uscate \u0219i pielea deshidratat\u0103 (de la frig \u0219i jale – vai, ce-a mai nins!)….,,\u00a0 cu reten\u021bie de ap\u0103 de la mur\u0103turile puse ast\u0103 toamn\u0103, de Sf\u00e2ntu Nicol\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, pardon, Sf\u00e2ntul Dumitru, pe c\u00e2nd a nins prima dat\u0103 (repede, Marius, Maria! s\u0103 culegem mur\u0103turile c\u0103 \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103)\"1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u0218i ce s\u0103 vezi, D\u00e2nsa, dup\u0103 ce am gratulat-o (\u00eenc\u0103 din prima zi de c\u00e2nd s-a deschis sala pe 2015)\u00a0 din toate pozi\u021biile, cu toate instrumentele posibile (numai c-o floare n-am atins-o!), dup\u0103 ce i-am dat suficient r\u0103gaz s\u0103 respire \u00eentre un asalt concertat \u0219i altul, dup\u0103 ce i-am permis s\u0103-mi savureze\u00a0 banana…. (sanchi, cic\u0103 \u0219i-a consumat depozitele de glicogen – a\u0219a repede? – \u0219i se cere), \u00een fine, dup\u0103 toate sfor\u021b\u0103rile, m-a lovit cu o febr\u0103 muscular\u0103 (adev\u0103rat, moderat\u0103 \u0219i doar \u00een unele puncte, neesen\u021biale! dar febr\u0103) ….<\/p>\n

\u0218i cu ce sentimente puternice m-am \u00eentors…! de m-a \u00eentors pe dos, de m-a r\u0103scolit pu\u021bintel, de m-a bulversat, dar azi i-am jurat din nou aten\u021bie \u0219i\u00a0 fi(t)ne(ss)\u021be ve\u0219nice \u0219i constante, ceea ce v\u0103 doresc \u0219i vou\u0103.<\/p>\n

P.S. Ce s\u0103 fac dac\u0103 toate lucrurile esen\u021biale sunt de genul feminin…..\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i d\u00e2ns\u0103-ntr-\u00e2nsa….
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doar raiul e neutru. Slav\u0103 Cerului!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De c\u00e2nd s-au sf\u00e2r\u0219it s\u0103rb\u0103torile de iarn\u0103, m\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2ne\u0219te un sentiment ce basculeaz\u0103 \u00eentre \u201dBani, bani\/ Bag\u0103 bani\u201d \u0219i \u201eS-o iau, se stric\u0103\/ S-o las, mi-e fric\u0103\/ C\u0103 vine altul \u0219i mi-o ridic\u0103.\u201d (Ien\u0103chi\u021b\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[639],"class_list":["post-7062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-musculatura-e-ingrata"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7062"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7099,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7062\/revisions\/7099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}