{"id":653,"date":"2012-02-24T12:06:54","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T12:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=653"},"modified":"2012-02-24T18:52:09","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T18:52:09","slug":"daca-ana-a-lui-manole-ar-fi-avut-silicoane-de-570-gr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103 Ana a lui Manole ar fi avut silicoane de 570 gr……"},"content":{"rendered":"

….. altul ar fi fost cursul istoriei!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 v\u0103 spun \u015fi de ce: Manole a zidit-o pe Ana pentru c\u0103 \u00eei c\u0103zuser\u0103 s\u00e2nii. Dac\u0103 me\u015fterul \u015fi-ar fi v\u0103zut so\u0163ioara cu silicoane de 570 gr per bucat\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, cu siguran\u0163\u0103 n- ar mai fi zidit-o….,\u00a0 cel pu\u0163in s-ar fi oprit cu zidul p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u \u015fi ar fi trecut din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u015fi admire opera. Da`, vezi tu, nici Ana n-a realizat c\u0103 avea s\u00e2nii l\u0103s\u0103\u0163i, c\u0103 poate se ascundea de ru\u015fine \u015fi nu mai ie\u015fea din cas\u0103. Cine a pus-o?<\/p>\n

Sau, poate c\u0103 Manole se uita dup\u0103 alta mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, cu s\u00e2nii mai fermi, \u015fi a zidit-o pe Ana s\u0103 scape de obliga\u0163ie. Cic\u0103 art\u0103! Hai domnule!<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, dac\u0103 Nicoleta zice<\/a> c\u0103 unul ca Zsolt (un fel de Manole cu afaceri), posesor al celor mai vizualiza\u0163i nuri din Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi proasp\u0103t p\u0103rinte iubitor de triple\u0163i, s-ar putea uita dup\u0103 alta, po\u0163i s\u0103 mai ai \u00eencredere \u00een b\u0103rba\u0163i……<\/p>\n

Concluzia: doamnelor, s\u0103 nu ne l\u0103s\u0103m zidite!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 d\u0103m fuga la doctorul Hasim, Raed, Aladin sau cum l-o chema pe bravul rom\u00e2n siliconar\u00a0 \u015fi s\u0103 ne umfl\u0103m piepturile. Apoi ne \u00eentoarcem acas\u0103, la copila\u015fii no\u015ftri, \u015fi le punem b\u0103rba\u0163ilor c\u0103p\u0103stru. S\u0103 nu se mai uite la alte silicoane. Doar ale noastre conteaz\u0103! \u00cen plus, au costat \u015fi o groaz\u0103 de bani!<\/p>\n

A mai c\u0103zut un mit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

….. altul ar fi fost cursul istoriei! S\u0103 v\u0103 spun \u015fi de ce: Manole a zidit-o pe Ana pentru c\u0103 \u00eei c\u0103zuser\u0103 s\u00e2nii. Dac\u0103 me\u015fterul \u015fi-ar fi v\u0103zut so\u0163ioara cu silicoane de 570 gr...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}