{"id":6013,"date":"2013-05-07T07:19:18","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T07:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=6013"},"modified":"2013-05-07T07:34:47","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T07:34:47","slug":"dupa-pasti-sa-ne-consolam-intestinele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=6013","title":{"rendered":"Dup\u0103 Pa\u0219ti, s\u0103 ne consol\u0103m intestinele"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hristos a \u00eenviat!<\/p>\n

P\u0103strez \u00eenc\u0103 ceva urme de cozonac prin intestine. C\u00e2ntarul zice c\u0103 nu \"Oua<\/a>e deloc tragic. Soacr\u0103-mea a exagerat cu prepararea c\u0103rnurilor (fripturi de curcan, miel, iepure – \u201ds\u0103 avem, mam\u0103, \u0219i noi c\u00e2te pu\u021bin din toate\u201d; eu \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc doar pe primul). Bietul ou, cioc\u0103nit pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile de copii, de\u0219i s\u0103\u021bios \u0219i nu cu multe calorii (aprox. 80), se diger\u0103 greu. Cu toat\u0103 rezerva mea de spanac, ceap\u0103, salat\u0103, ridichi, transmis\u0103 aproape zilnic spre intestine, tot simt o anume greutate.<\/p>\n

Simt \u0219i o anume vinov\u0103\u021bie…..de care m\u0103 voi vindeca chiar ast\u0103zi; de fapt, am \u00eenceput \u00een ziua de Pa\u0219ti. Voi trece \u00een categoria rumeg\u0103toarelor bl\u00e2nde, voi stropi cu ceai verde \u0219i cu mult\u0103 transpira\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Totu\u0219i, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 vecinii mei, care \u00een s\u00e2mb\u0103ta de dinaintea Pa\u0219telui au ars gr\u0103tarele ore-n \u0219ir \u00een fa\u021ba blocului, s-au aghesmuit cu bere \u0219i vin, \u0219i au ar\u0103tat la tot cartierul ce muzic\u0103 prefer\u0103 ei, sunt \u201dmic copil\u201d. A\u0219a am sim\u021bit un profund sentiment pascal c\u00e2nd familia de la parter s-a \u201dspovedit\u201d pe 2 voci cu \u201dcre\u0219tinii\u201d veseli…. Sigur c-am \u00eenchis toate ferestrele, altfel fumul nu l-a\u0219 fi scos din pl\u0103m\u00e2ni dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de acum \u00eenainte…..<\/p>\n

\u0218i so\u021bul meu care-\u0219i zicea s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 un p\u0103cat, taman \u00een s\u00e2mb\u0103ta mare, sun\u00e2nd la Poli\u021bia local\u0103 (c\u0103ci n-ai voie s\u0103 faci gr\u0103tar \u00een fa\u021ba blocului). A\u0219a c\u0103 ne-am baricadat (mai pu\u021bin fonic) \u00een propria cas\u0103 \u0219i ne-am rugat s\u0103 plou\u0103, s\u0103-i alunge pe cheflii, adev\u0103ra\u021bi cre\u0219tini…. \u0218i ploia a venit!<\/p>\n

Am dat satisfac\u021bie \u0219i creierului, cu o alergare de 50 de minute, chiar \u00een ziua de Pa\u0219ti. M-am sim\u021bit mai pu\u021bin p\u0103c\u0103toas\u0103, de\u0219i \u00eemi sim\u021beam vintrele \u00eenc\u0103 doldora. M-a ajutat mai mult dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi tot repet c\u0103 am fost \u201dcam nesim\u021bit\u0103\u201d, adjectiv pe care-l folosesc destul de rar, mai ales c\u00e2nd e vorba de mine. \ud83d\ude42 A\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd faci mult\u0103 m\u00e2ncare, dup\u0103 care treci la sacrificii pentru c\u0103 e p\u0103cat s\u0103 o arunci. Vorba socrului meu \u201dm\u0103 \u00eengra\u0219 din p\u0103cat\u201d.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 nu mai pomenesc de stimulii permanen\u021bi pe care i-am primit de la televizor….Pe parcursul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, cred c\u0103 am deschis de 10 ori televizorul; invariabil, de fiecare dat\u0103 era vorba despre mici; ba mai mult dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t, un lan\u021b important de fast-food, a prins micul din zbor, l-a b\u0103gat \u00eentre clasicele felii de p\u00e2ine \u0219i ni l-a v\u00e2r\u00e2t, virtual, pe g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

\u0218i atunci, oric\u00e2t de tare \u0219i re\u021binut ai fi, cum s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti? \u00cen fa\u021ba blocului, fum \u0219i\"Verdeturi<\/a> g\u0103tar; la televizor, mici \u0219i gr\u0103tare, \u00een parc, fum, bere \u0219i gr\u0103tare.<\/p>\n

Pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea intestinelor noastre, n-ar fi bine ca postul Pa\u0219telui s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 chiar \u00een s\u00e2mb\u0103ta mare? \u0218i s\u0103 ne p\u0103trundem mai mult de spiritul pascal \u0219i mai pu\u021bin de fumul g\u0103tarelor?<\/p>\n

Bun! Acum, c\u0103 ne-am f\u0103cut-o cu m\u00e2na noastr\u0103, n-avem dec\u00e2t s-o dregem cu salat\u0103 verde, ceap\u0103, ridichi, varz\u0103, \u0219tevie, sport \u0219i ap\u0103. Acu\u0219, acu\u0219 vine vacan\u021ba mare \u0219i ne pl\u00e2ngem c-au intrat la ap\u0103 bikinii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hristos a \u00eenviat! P\u0103strez \u00eenc\u0103 ceva urme de cozonac prin intestine. C\u00e2ntarul zice c\u0103 nu e deloc tragic. Soacr\u0103-mea a exagerat cu prepararea c\u0103rnurilor (fripturi de curcan, miel, iepure – \u201ds\u0103 avem, mam\u0103, \u0219i...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[392],"class_list":["post-6013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieta","tag-dieta-dupa-pasti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6013"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6028,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6013\/revisions\/6028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}