{"id":593,"date":"2012-02-21T14:26:39","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T14:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=593"},"modified":"2012-02-21T14:54:53","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T14:54:53","slug":"imi-este-rusine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=593","title":{"rendered":"\u00cemi este ru\u015fine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Citesc cu groaz\u0103 c\u0103 un nou lan\u0163 fast food &#8211; cic\u0103 cel mai mare, interplanetar &#8211; \u00ee\u015fi preg\u0103te\u015fte ploile pentru implementarea \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Pu\u0163in \u00eemi pas\u0103 cine sunt \u015fi ce afaceri \u00eenv\u00e2rt. M\u0103 \u00eentreb doar at\u00e2t: ce le voi r\u0103spunde eu copiilor mei c\u00e2nd m\u0103 vor \u00eentreba de ce colegii lor man\u00e2nc\u0103 aici \u015fi ei nu, de ce colegii lor \u00ee\u015fi aniverseaz\u0103 zilele de na\u015ftere la X sau Y fast food \u015fi ei nu, de ce e<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?attachment_id=594\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-594\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-594\" title=\"Cutie rosie X fast food\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/02\/Cutie-rosie-X-fast-food-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/02\/Cutie-rosie-X-fast-food-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/02\/Cutie-rosie-X-fast-food-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>i se duc la sf\u00e2r\u015fit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u0103n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi cumpere nu \u015ftiu ce burger dublat de o prostioar\u0103 de juc\u0103rie \u015fi ai mei trebuie s\u0103 joace badminton \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce fructe \u00een parc. Nici o tornad\u0103 nu se compar\u0103 cu neobositele \u00eentreb\u0103ri pe care \u0163i le pun copiii&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput clasa \u00eent\u00e2ia, Maria a primit cel pu\u0163in 10 invita\u0163ii la X fast food pentru aniversarea zilelor de na\u015ftere ale colegilor. Multe dintre acestea le-am refuzat din diverse motive, la altele \u00eens\u0103&#8230;&#8230;Cu toat\u0103 teoria (acompaniat\u0103 de exemple \u015fi poze care \u00ee\u0163i \u00eentorc stomacul pe dos)\u00a0 pe care i-am inoculat-o timp de 5-6 ani noi \u015fi Gaby, profesoara de la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103,&#8230;&#8230;.. am sf\u00e2r\u015fit, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, prin a serba ziua de na\u015ftere a Mariei la&#8230;.X fast food.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi este ru\u015fine c\u0103 tocmai eu, care propov\u0103duiesc traiul s\u0103n\u0103tos \u015fi sportiv, am cedat \u00een fa\u0163a insisten\u0163elor fetei mele, asupra c\u0103reia s-ar fi ab\u0103tut toat\u0103 nefericirea planetei dac\u0103 s-ar fi produs contrariul. \u015ei de ce, dac\u0103 to\u0163i colegii \u00ee\u015fi serbeaz\u0103 acolo ziua de na\u015ftere&#8230;&#8230;Nimic din teoria mea nu a mai func\u0163ionat&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei acum, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d prin buc\u0103t\u0103rie aruncat\u0103 pe te miri unde cutia ro\u015fie complet inutil\u0103 (nici m\u0103car nu se \u00eenchide bine), primit\u0103 la plecarea din iadul cartofilor praji\u0163i ma apuc\u0103 furia \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb unde am gre\u015fit \u015fi ce trebuie s\u0103 fac pe viitor. Iar c\u00e2nd mai citesc \u015fi c\u0103 iadul cartofilor pr\u0103ji\u0163i \u015fi al burgerilor se casc\u0103 \u015fi mai mult, \u00eemi vine s\u0103 \u00eemi dau demisia din meseria de p\u0103rinte. Dar \u00eemi revin \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb din nou ce le voi r\u0103spunde eu copiilor mei c\u00e2nd&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Citesc cu groaz\u0103 c\u0103 un nou lan\u0163 fast food &#8211; cic\u0103 cel mai mare, interplanetar &#8211; \u00ee\u015fi preg\u0103te\u015fte ploile pentru implementarea \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Pu\u0163in \u00eemi pas\u0103 cine sunt \u015fi ce afaceri \u00eenv\u00e2rt. M\u0103 \u00eentreb&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieta","category-personal","category-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}