{"id":5059,"date":"2013-02-21T08:53:37","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T08:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=5059"},"modified":"2013-02-26T10:45:51","modified_gmt":"2013-02-26T10:45:51","slug":"nu-cere-imposibilul-de-la-corpul-tau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=5059","title":{"rendered":"Sportul nu perforeaz\u0103 intestinele"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"12\" Noi, femeile, c\u0103dem de multe ori \u00een capcana compara\u021biilor, mai ales c\u00e2nd sursele noastre de inspira\u021bie sunt coper\u021bile revistelor mondene sau podiumurile de mod\u0103. Uit\u00e2ndu-ne brusc contextul familial, cultural, social, chiar propriile limit\u0103ri economice, de timp etc. punem degetul pe poza X \u0219i spunem: \u201dde m\u00e2ine, a\u0219a vreau s\u0103 fiu<\/strong>\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 singura cale de \u00eendeplinire a \u201dm\u00e2ine-lui\u201d este bisturiul, dar nu-\u021bi garanteaz\u0103 nimeni succesul, mai cinic spus, nici supravie\u021buirea.
\n\u00cen goana dup\u0103 perfec\u021biunea imediat\u0103 \u0219i la pre\u021b redus, dar \u0219i din lipsa informa\u021biilor, dou\u0103 rom\u00e2nce, \u00een decurs de dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, se duc la medicul \u201destetician\u201e precum mielul la t\u0103iere \u0219i se \u00eentorc cu picioarele \u00eenainte. \u0218i mai tragic este c\u0103 las\u0103 \u00een urma lor ni\u0219te copii care ar fi fost ferici\u021bi ca mama lor, chiar \u0219i cu s\u00e2nii mai l\u0103sa\u021bi sau mai mici, dar vie, s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 al\u0103turi de ei.<\/p>\n

Cealalt\u0103 ar fi vrut s\u0103 scape de gr\u0103simea de pe burt\u0103 cu un simplu click (h\u00e2r\u0219), cum s-ar zice. Din poza ar\u0103tat\u0103 la TV nu p\u0103rea s\u0103 aib\u0103 o problem\u0103 de nerezolvat pe c\u0103i normale; cu ajutorul unui nutri\u021bionist \u0219i al unui instructor de sport, \u00een 5-6 luni ar fi sc\u0103pat f\u0103r\u0103 riscuri, f\u0103r\u0103 suferin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i n-ar mai fi l\u0103sat \u00een urma ei at\u00e2ta durere. Dar nici Dumnezeu nu mai face miracole acolo unde darurile vie\u021bii, chiar imperfecte, sunt arucate la ghen\u0103.<\/p>\n

Acum cateva zile, Oana Grecea, jurnalist bolgger, m\u0103 \u00eentreba \u201dd<\/strong>e ce oamenii din alte \u021b\u0103ri au alt\u0103 cultur\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de sport \u0219i de ce la noi nu \u0219tiu oamenii s\u0103 fac\u0103 sport?<\/b>\u201d R\u0103spunsul meu integral este aici. <\/a><\/p>\n

\u00cen ceea ce le prive\u0219te pe femeile mai plinu\u021be, am descoperit o barier\u0103 psihologic\u0103 ale c\u0103rei explica\u021bii le g\u0103sesc chiar \u00een modul \u00een care rom\u00e2nii privesc sportul \u00een general: ne este ru\u0219ine<\/strong>.
\nDe ce? De cine? Cui pas\u0103? \u0218i de ce ar trebui s\u0103-\u021bi pese sau s\u0103-i pese celui care te vede? Da, femeilor le este ru\u0219ine s\u0103 fac\u0103 sport, mai ales \u00een aer liber.<\/strong> \u00cen trecut, mai ales c\u00e2nd alergam singur\u0103, am auzit \u0219i eu comentarii de felul: \u201dia uite-o \u0219i p-asta<\/strong><\/em>\u201d sau \u201diote cum crap\u0103 asfaltul sub ea<\/em>\u201d. Nici cele slabe nu sunt scutite. \u00cemi scria pe facebook o fost\u0103 coleg\u0103 de serviciu, c\u0103 deseori era agresat\u0103 cu remarca \u201dda ce-\u021bi trebuie \u021bie s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u0219ti<\/em>\u201d sau \u201ee\u0219ti bine a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti, nu mai sl\u0103bi<\/em>\u201d. Cu un an \u00een urm\u0103, am primit \u00eens\u0103 un compliment de toat\u0103 frumuse\u021bea; un domn trecut de 50, a degajat politicos pista de alergare din parc, \u0219i mi-a spus admirativ \u201dCe sprinteneal\u0103 de pisic\u0103 birmanez\u0103 biped\u0103!\u201d<\/strong>. Semn c\u0103 \u00eencepem s\u0103 ne civiliz\u0103m. Acum doi ani, \u00een parcul \u00een care \u00eemi fac \u201dmedita\u021bia\u201d (a se \u00een\u021belege alergatul), \u00eei num\u0103ram pe degetele unei m\u00e2ini pe cei care care f\u0103ceau jogging; ast\u0103zi, s-au \u00eenmul\u021bit considerabil.<\/p>\n

Revenind, judec\u0103m \u00een termeni de extreme. \u00ce\u021bi trebuie o mare for\u021b\u0103 mental\u0103 s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti propria-\u021bi barier\u0103 psihologic\u0103. \u0218i cu c\u00e2t vom fi mai multe, cu at\u00e2t va deveni mai firesc c\u0103 a face sport \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu are neap\u0103rat o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu kilogramele, c\u00e2t mai ales cu s\u0103n\u0103tatea \u0219i starea de bine.<\/p>\n

De aceea \u0219i prolifereaz\u0103 pastilele de sl\u0103bit, ceaiurile minune, re\u021betele de orice<\/em> \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. \"OrientAm constatat-o \u0219i eu cu blogul. Un exemplu: articolul \u00een care vorbeam de sub\u021bierea coapselor \u00eentr-un interval de 1 an<\/a> a trecut precum Orient Express-ul prin gara din Peri\u0219. (Nu-i nimic, eu \u00eemi voi urma calea.)<\/p>\n

Efectul este unul placebo, mai degrab\u0103; dar, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, nu de asta avem nevoie? Nu avem nevoie s\u0103 se lini\u0219teasc\u0103 b\u00e2z-ul<\/em> continuu din creierul nostru, cel care na\u0219te frustrare \u0219i duce la gesturi extreme?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 celelalte rezultate, adev\u0103ratele, se ob\u021bin doar\u00a0 \u00een timp, cu mult\u0103 r\u0103bdare, cu voin\u021b\u0103, cu transpira\u021bie, cu disciplin\u0103. \u0218i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 satisfac\u021bia extraordinar\u0103 c\u0103 ai \u201d\u00eembl\u00e2nzit scorpia\u201d, ai ob\u021binut ceva ce, de\u0219i ai avea cu ce, e f\u0103r\u0103 de pre\u021b \u0219i nu se poate nici vinde, nici cump\u0103ra: s\u0103n\u0103tatea.<\/strong><\/p>\n

PS \u0218tiu c\u0103 va fi o munc\u0103 de titan, dar eu voi \u00eencerca s\u0103-mi cresc copiii \u00een afara condi\u021bion\u0103rilor de tip estetic, cu bisturiul: silicoane \u0219i forme date de markerul medicului. Startul cred c\u0103 l-am reu\u0219it (Maria face de 5 ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 baschet \u0219i Kempo, \u0218tefan, al\u0103turi de mine, gimnastic\u0103).<\/em><\/p>\n

Dar c\u00e2nd o aud pe Maria cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri de genul: \u201d\u00een afar\u0103 de siliconul de pantofi mai e unul; cum e acela?\u201d<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0<\/strong> \u00eemi spun c\u0103 abia a\u0219tept ziua \u00een care, eu voi avea curajul, iar ea \u00eentelegerea necesar\u0103, s\u0103 aud\u0103 c\u0103 silicoanele sunt ceva ce \u0219i eu a\u0219 putea s\u0103-mi pun, dac\u0103 n-a\u0219 fi cine am devenit ca om \u0219i dac\u0103 tat\u0103l s\u0103u n-ar insista at\u00e2ta cu \u201dmie-mi placi a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti tu\u201d.
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Noi, femeile, c\u0103dem de multe ori \u00een capcana compara\u021biilor, mai ales c\u00e2nd sursele noastre de inspira\u021bie sunt coper\u021bile revistelor mondene sau podiumurile de mod\u0103. Uit\u00e2ndu-ne brusc contextul familial, cultural, social, chiar propriile limit\u0103ri economice,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[283,282],"class_list":["post-5059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sport","tag-90-60-90","tag-silicoane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5059"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5085,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059\/revisions\/5085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}