{"id":3432,"date":"2012-12-06T10:26:41","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T10:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=3432"},"modified":"2013-01-14T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-14T19:46:00","slug":"miraculoasele-pastile-de-slabit-au-ajuns-si-in-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=3432","title":{"rendered":"Miraculoasele pastile de sl\u0103bit au ajuns \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201d &#8220;Am slabit 18 kg. in 2 luni&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3433 alignright\" title=\"Dieta cu pastile extract de zmeura\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/12\/Dieta-cu-pastile-extract-de-zmeura-300x197.jpg\" width=\"399\" height=\"298\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Am folosit tot ce se putea pentru a slabi. X este un produs eficient, nu ca altele &#8211; <strong>niciodata nu am fost in stare sa slabesc 18 kg. in doar 8 saptamani.<\/strong> Ceea ce se scrie despre acest produs este mai mult decat adevarat si este achizitia mea cea mai valoroasa.&#8221;<strong>\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0 Monica, 34 ani<\/p>\n<p>(<em>citat \u0219i foto preluate dintr-o prezentare a unui produs \u201dde sl\u0103bit\u201d &#8211; nu-i dau numele<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Refuz s\u0103 cred c\u0103 cineva \u00ee\u0219i poate imagina (visa), ca dup\u0103 8 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de \u00eengurgitat pastile (<strong>\u201df\u0103r\u0103 diete \u0219i exerci\u021bii istovitoare\u201d<\/strong> !?! c-a\u0219a sun\u0103 textul reclamei, al tuturor reclamelor de gen, de fapt), s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la ceea ce vede\u021bi \u0219i voi \u00een <strong>foto dreapta: bicep\u0219i proeminen\u021bi \u0219i tari ca piatra, abdomen cu \u201dp\u0103tr\u0103\u021bele\u201d, coapse bine conturate.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu las loc emo\u021biilor (st\u00e2rnirea emo\u021biei fiind principala arm\u0103 \u00een prezent\u0103rile produselor miraculoase de sl\u0103bit) \u0219i viselor, v\u0103 spun c\u0103 ceea ce a rezultat \u00een <strong>fotografia din dreapta<\/strong>, admi\u021b\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu este prelucrat\u0103 \u00een photoshop, <strong>se traduce astfel: regim s\u0103n\u0103tos de via\u021b\u0103; da, exerci\u021bii istovitoare<strong>!<\/strong>; valuri-valuri de transpira\u021bie; antrenamente regulate (<em>bini\u0219or<\/em> mai mult de 4 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103) \u00eentinse pe ani; la nevoie, un instructor dedicat; voin\u021b\u0103 suficient\u0103, constant\u0103 \u0219i, \u00een NICI un caz, pastile miraculoase, fie ele \u0219i \u201dultimul r\u0103cnet\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cen mobilizarea emo\u021biilor \u0219i adormirea logicii<\/strong>, publicitarii miracolelor aduc, aproape \u00eentotdeauna, <strong>vocea autorit\u0103\u021bii, a expertului, sau a vedetei de necontestat<\/strong>; \u0219i cum \u021boti \u0219i toate au un pre\u021b pe ast\u0103 lume, putem trage fiecare concluzia.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen acest crescendo al \u201dargumentelor\u201d emo\u021bionale, vine \u0219i lovitura decisiv\u0103: <strong>produsul este la jum\u0103tate de pre\u021b<\/strong>&#8230;.Cum s\u0103 mai rezi\u0219ti?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 mai aveai vreo \u00eendoial\u0103 &#8211; iat\u0103 momentul \u00een care a fost risipit\u0103; p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103,<strong> faci o afacere; e un chilipir, un mizilic<\/strong> (vorba fiicei mele: <em><strong>bunica cump\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna de la promo\u021bie<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;). Mai ales acum, de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, <strong>meri\u021bi \u0219i tu s\u0103-\u021bi faci un cadou;<\/strong> s\u0103 po\u021bi m\u00e2nca \u00een lini\u0219tea min\u021bii c\u00e2teva s\u0103rm\u0103lu\u021be acolo, un caltabo\u0219, o fripturic\u0103, o piftiu\u021b\u0103, un vini\u0219or cu prietenii&#8230;., ni\u0219te \u0219orici&#8230;., o sl\u0103ninu\u021b\u0103 stropit\u0103 cu \u021buic\u0103, dac\u0103 vei fi la munte&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00een cele dou\u0103 frac\u021biuni de secund\u0103, \u00een care firi\u0219orul de ra\u021biune \u00ee\u021bi strig\u0103: stai! totu\u0219i, ai ceva cheltuieli de f\u0103cut \u00een perioada asta, nici cadouri n-ai cump\u0103rat pentru to\u021bi cei dragi, nici nu \u0219tii dac\u0103 va avea efectul mult promis&#8230;.<strong>, bang! Ultima lovitur\u0103: prime\u0219ti banii \u00eenapoi, dac\u0103 nu sl\u0103be\u0219ti 14 kilograme \u00een 4 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. (!?!)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gata! Asta e! E f\u0103cut s\u0103 te ia cu vertij&#8230;..Repede, repede, unde comand? Aaa, e \u0219i gratuit\u0103 expedierea! Doamne, ce oameni, cum se g\u00e2ndesc ei la s\u0103n\u0103tatea noastr\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Ah! Cum, nu cumperi?! R\u0103spunsul reclamei: \u201d<strong>\u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ai greutatea ideal\u0103!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u021b\u021b\u021b!Mmm! Parc\u0103 ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd am verificat \u00een tabel, n-aveam chiar 90-60-90&#8230;.; dac-a\u0219 mai sl\u0103bi totu\u0219i 3-4 kilogmane n-ar fi tocmai r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DONE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>P.S. Pentru to\u021bi cei care cred c\u0103 pastile de sl\u0103bit vin la pachet cu bicep\u0219i lucra\u021bi \u0219i abdomen numai bun pentru o lec\u021bie de anatomie&#8230;, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 privi\u021bi fotografia <strong>Cristinei Androne, fosta sportiv\u0103 de performan\u021b\u0103, antrenoare, profesoar\u0103. <em>M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103<\/em> sport (diminea\u021ba, la pr\u00e2nz \u0219i seara, poate ia \u0219i gust\u0103ri!), respir\u0103 sport, tr\u0103ie\u0219te pentru sport&#8230;.\u0219i arat\u0103 a\u0219a (procent de gr\u0103sime \u00eentre 0 \u0219i 0,9% &#8211; estimarea \u00eemi apar\u021bine \ud83d\ude42 ):<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-3443\" title=\"Cristina Androne\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/12\/Cristina-Androne-1017x1024.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/12\/Cristina-Androne-1017x1024.jpg 1017w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/12\/Cristina-Androne-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/12\/Cristina-Androne-297x300.jpg 297w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/12\/Cristina-Androne.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201d &#8220;Am slabit 18 kg. in 2 luni&#8217; &#8230;Am folosit tot ce se putea pentru a slabi. X este un produs eficient, nu ca altele &#8211; niciodata nu am fost in stare sa slabesc&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,4,9,1],"tags":[133,134],"class_list":["post-3432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieta","category-personal","category-sanatate","category-sport","tag-cristina-androne","tag-pastile-miraculoase-de-slabit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3432"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3448,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432\/revisions\/3448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}