{"id":3061,"date":"2012-11-03T14:06:15","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T14:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=3061"},"modified":"2012-11-03T17:51:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-03T17:51:20","slug":"aerobicul-de-halauin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=3061","title":{"rendered":"Aerobicul de Hal\u0103uin"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Zilele trecute, m\u0103 ab\u0103tui \u00eentr-un mall bucure\u0219tean. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencerce vreo nevoie special\u0103, degrab\u0103 \u00eemi s\u0103rir\u0103\u00a0 \u00een ochi pl\u0103cu\u021bele ar\u0103t\u00e2nd direc\u021bia toaletelor: erau \u00eenv\u0103luite \u00eentr-un fel de p\u00e2nz\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i rar\u0103, flocoas\u0103, ca o p\u00e2cl\u0103 de l\u00e2n\u0103 turtit\u0103 \u00eenainte de a fi toars\u0103. \u201dIa, uite, zisei, au \u00eenlocuit indicatoarele \u0219i n-au dat \u00eenc\u0103 jos ambalajul.\u201d \u0218i mi-am v\u0103zut de drum.<\/p>\n

Simpatica p\u0103pu\u0219\u0103 vr\u0103jitoare suspendat\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva metri mai \u00eencolo, dovlecii cu din\u021bii r\u00e2nji\u021bi, alte kitsch-uri de \u201dinspira\u021bie\u201d celtic\u0103 \u0219i diverse activit\u0103\u021bi mobilizatoare pe Facebook, aveau s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103mureasc\u0103 – se apropia Hal\u0103uin-ul<\/em>….N-am nici o tres\u0103rire….,nici una, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuzati!.<\/p>\n

Pe FB, pozele cu vr\u0103jitoare platinate, de ocazie, scheletele deasupra c\u0103rora ies pectoralii proeminen\u021bi, diavoli\u021be sexi \u0219i neast\u00e2mp\u0103rate, vampiri\u021be \u0219i vampiri \u00eenro\u0219i\u021bi dup\u0103 orele aerobic, mul\u021bimi de Jack (be\u021bivul care nu are\u00a0 loc nici \u00een rai, nici \u00een iad, purt\u00e2nd dovleacul-lamp\u0103<\/em>) \u00eemi spun c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te ascunzi de Hal\u0103uin<\/em> \u00eentr-o sal\u0103 de sport, ai ales locul nepotrivit.<\/p>\n

\u201dEvenimentul\u201d num\u0103rul 2 dup\u0103 Cr\u0103ciun, din punct de vedere al marketing-ului \u0219i v\u00e2nz\u0103rilor (6 miliarde de dolari se decarteaz\u0103 anual de Hal\u0103uin<\/em>), a p\u0103truns \u0219i aici.<\/p>\n

Mae\u0219tri ai formelor f\u0103r\u0103 fond, noi, rom\u00e2nii, degrab\u0103 ne adapt\u0103m conjuncturilor. \u00cembr\u0103c\u0103m (sau na\u0219tem) iute formele \u0219i ne dore-n c__ (sau cot) de fond. Dar, poate c\u0103 \u00een cazul de fa\u021ba, e mai bine a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

De Vel\u0103ntains dei<\/em>, vom merge la sal\u0103 \u00een chilo\u021bei cu a\u021b\u0103 ro\u0219ie \u0219i inimioare \u00een punctele esen\u021biale, asortate la sutiene\/bustiere cu puf alb, de varieteu – m\u0103car sunt mai comode.<\/p>\n

Dar, ce-ar fi, de par example<\/em>, s\u0103 facem un exerci\u021biu de \u00eencordare neuronal\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torim,\u00a0pe 24 iunie<\/strong>,\u00a0 S\u00e2nzienele (Dr\u0103gaica) printr-o or\u0103 de aerobic?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Spre deosebire de be\u021bivul Jack-ul, sortit s\u0103 nu-\u0219i g\u0103sesc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 lini\u0219tea, s\u00e2nzienele noastre sunt o adev\u0103rat\u0103 binecuv\u00e2ntare. Noaptea de s\u00e2nziene este una magic\u0103 \u00een care minunile se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. Adev\u0103rate balerine, s\u00e2nzienele se prind \u00een hor\u0103 \u0219i danseaz\u0103 ame\u021bitor prin v\u0103zduh. Z\u00e2ne bune, ele dau rod recoltelor, femeilor. \u00cen copil\u0103rie, culegeam scaie\u021bi (Carduus acanthoides<\/em>) \u0219i, \u00een timp ce le t\u0103iam puful, \u00eemi puneam\u00a0 c\u00e2te o dorin\u021b\u0103. Peste noapte, odihneau picurate de rou\u0103 pe strea\u0219ina\u00a0 casei. Dac\u0103 puful cre\u0219tea la loc, era un semn de \u00eemplinire. Mie, s\u00e2nzienele mi-au \u00eendeplinit toate dorintele – mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n

Sau, ce-ar fi, ca \u00een a 50-a zi de dup\u0103 Pa\u0219ti,\u00a0 s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torim Rusaliile (odat\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toarea trandafirului) printr-o coregrafie inspirat\u0103 din jocul c\u0103lu\u0219arilor – un antrenament foarte solicitant, care cere rezisten\u021b\u0103, for\u021b\u0103, agilitate, coordonare, ritm? Trebuie s\u0103 mai g\u0103si\u021bi \u00een casa p\u0103rin\u021bilor, a bunicilor, un br\u00e2u, o fot\u0103, ceva cu tematic\u0103.
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Rusaliile (ielele) sunt \u0219i ele dansatoare des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ite, dar nu la fel de \u00eendr\u0103gite precum s\u00e2nzienele. Umbl\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cate \u00een alb \u0219i, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, r\u0103pesc c\u00e2te un t\u00e2n\u0103r – doar s\u0103 se amuze. Odat\u0103 slobozit, acesta nu trebuie s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 despre cele v\u0103zute, \u00een caz contrar, ielele \u00eel pedepsesc, paraliz\u00e2ndu-l sau lu\u00e2ndu-i min\u021bile. Singurii care pot desface blestemele ielelor sunt c\u0103lu\u0219arii, prin dansul lor ritualic.<\/p>\n

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Ne-am mai putea g\u00e2ndi, \u00een a treia joi dup\u0103 Rusalii, s\u0103 ne mobiliz\u0103m cursan\u021bii la o or\u0103 de aerobic a c\u0103rei coregrafie s\u0103 fie inspirat\u0103 din dansul paparudelor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tinerele dansatoare (b\u0103ie\u021bii sunt scuti\u021bi – doar femeia are \u00een puterea ei \u201dsecretele vie\u021bii \u0219i ale mor\u021bii<\/em>\u201d – M. Eliade), dintre care dou\u0103-trei sunt dezbr\u0103cate \u0219i \u00eempodobite cu frunze \u0219i ghirlande, invoc\u0103 ploaia – cum altfel, dac\u0103 nu prin dans, b\u0103t\u0103i din palme \u0219i c\u00e2ntecul ritualic:<\/p>\n

\u201ePaparud\u0103-rud\u0103, \/ vino de ne ud\u0103 \/ cu galeata-leata \/ peste toata ceata; \/ cu ciub\u0103rul \u2013b\u0103rul \/ peste tot poporul. \/ D\u0103-ne Doamne, cheile \/ s\u0103 descuiem cerurile \/ s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 ploile, \/ s\u0103 curg\u0103 \u0219iroaiele \/ s\u0103 umple p\u00e2raiele. \/ Hai, ploi\u021b\u0103, hai! \/ ud\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2nturile \/ s\u0103 creasc\u0103 gr\u00e2nele \/ mari c\u00e2t porumbele. \/ Hai, ploi\u021b\u0103, hai!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Copil fiind, c\u00e2ntam \u0219i eu \u201dpaparud\u0103-rud\u0103, vino \u0219i ne ud\u0103…\u201d \u00een timp \u021bop\u0103iam \u00een toate b\u0103l\u021bile pe care le g\u0103seam – tot un fel de aerobic….<\/p>\n

De aerobic, auzisem; de Hal\u0103uin, nu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zilele trecute, m\u0103 ab\u0103tui \u00eentr-un mall bucure\u0219tean. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencerce vreo nevoie special\u0103, degrab\u0103 \u00eemi s\u0103rir\u0103\u00a0 \u00een ochi pl\u0103cu\u021bele ar\u0103t\u00e2nd direc\u021bia toaletelor: erau \u00eenv\u0103luite \u00eentr-un fel de p\u00e2nz\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i rar\u0103, flocoas\u0103, ca...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9,1],"tags":[37,67,66,68,65,64,69],"class_list":["post-3061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sanatate","category-sport","tag-aerobic","tag-calusari","tag-iele","tag-paparude","tag-rusalii","tag-sanziene","tag-scaieti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3061"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3083,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061\/revisions\/3083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}