{"id":2767,"date":"2012-08-21T06:05:04","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T06:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=2767"},"modified":"2013-02-19T20:53:28","modified_gmt":"2013-02-19T20:53:28","slug":"eu-vara-nu-dorm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=2767","title":{"rendered":"Eu vara nu dorm&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..nu dorm pe \u0219ezlong &#8211; fac exerci\u021bii&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2772\" title=\"Exerci'iu muschi trapez 1\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/08\/Exerciiu-muschi-trapez-1-300x223.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/08\/Exerciiu-muschi-trapez-1-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/08\/Exerciiu-muschi-trapez-1.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c-a\u0219 putea s\u0103 fac poft\u0103 \u0219i altora de pe plaj\u0103, dar pofta lor de bere, suc <em>natural<\/em> (?!) \u0219i alune pr\u0103jite cred c\u0103 este mai mare&#8230;..; \u0219i totu\u0219i&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..m\u0103 opre\u0219te o doamn\u0103 pensionar\u0103 din Foc\u0219ani,\u00a0 fost\u0103 profesoar\u0103, actualmente\u00a0 nevast\u0103 de judec\u0103tor, \u0219i-mi zice:<strong><em> \u201deu \u0219i so\u021bul meu v\u0103 admir\u0103m foarte mult&#8230;..\u0219ti\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 men\u021bine\u021bi \u00een form\u0103 &#8211; la v\u00e2rsta dvs.\u201d<\/em><\/strong>&#8230;..; <em>o fi fost un compliment?!?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>O moldoveanc\u0103 simpatic\u0103 din Ia\u0219i, berbec ca \u0219i mine (am aflat ulterior), m\u0103 prive\u0219te \u00een ochi \u0219i se vede pe ea \u00een oglinda pupilelor mele:<em><strong> \u201dm-am uitat pe pozele f\u0103cute zilele trecute; nu mi-am dat seama c\u0103 m-am \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at &#8211; hainele de dinainte de na\u0219tere \u00eemi vin \u00een continuare; mai fac acas\u0103 ni\u0219te abdomene\u201d&#8230;.<\/strong><\/em>.;<\/p>\n<p>Unul dintre animatorii hotelului, balerin aflat la munc\u0103 pe malul m\u0103rii (<em>\u201dsuntem prost pl\u0103ti\u021bi ca arti\u0219ti, venim vara la mare\u201d<\/em>), se chinuia z\u00e2mbitor s\u0103 adune doamne pentru un fel de <em>workout<\/em> de dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103; m-a g\u0103sit doar pe mine la marginea piscinei&#8230;; dup\u0103 primele 5 serii de abdomene m\u0103 privi transpirat \u0219i-mi zise \u00eentr-o englezo-bulgar\u0103: \u201d<em><strong>cu alte doamne, dup\u0103 primele 8 abdomene se termina \u0219edin\u021ba&#8230;..<\/strong><\/em>\u201d &#8211; e totu\u0219i un bun \u00eenceput; avu ceva de munc\u0103&#8230;..; la final, m\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 cu maxim\u0103 aten\u021bie &#8211; fiic\u0103-mea m\u0103 striga de pe alee&#8230;.\u201d<em>mam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, m\u0103 duc la mare &#8211; vii \u0219i tu? \u0218tefan \u0219i tata au plecat deja<\/em>\u201d&#8230;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2773\" title=\"Exercitiu muschi trapez 2\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/08\/Exercitiu-muschi-trapez-2-300x229.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/08\/Exercitiu-muschi-trapez-2-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2012\/08\/Exercitiu-muschi-trapez-2.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..o doamn\u0103 trecu prin fa\u021ba noastr\u0103 \u021bin\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o echilibristic\u0103 perfect\u0103 c\u00e2te dou\u0103 cornete de \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103 cu mo\u021b \u00een fiecare m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;..; \u00eenghe\u021bata se topea &#8211; fiic\u0103-mea \u00eemi d\u0103dea coate&#8230;; <em>ce-o fi-n\u021beles ea?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..nu dorm pe \u0219ezlong &#8211; fac exerci\u021bii&#8230;.. 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