{"id":15288,"date":"2023-06-27T05:46:04","date_gmt":"2023-06-27T05:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=15288"},"modified":"2023-06-27T05:46:23","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T05:46:23","slug":"somnambuli-welovebucharest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=15288","title":{"rendered":"Somnambuli, #welovebucharest"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Alecu, somnambulul satului, urla deun\u0103zi, \u00een ar\u0219i\u021ba uli\u021bei abia asfaltate, la vecinul nostru, un bucure\u0219tean cumsecade retras la sat. Cic\u0103 i-ar fi aruncat un butoi cu sc\u00e2rn\u0103vii pe bucata lui de p\u0103m\u00e2nt din vale, dinspre Neajlov. N-avea nicio dovad\u0103, dar urla la soare, pardon! lun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Urla la noi, de fapt. Se oprise \u00een dreptul gardului &#8211; aici avea semnal mai bun &#8211; \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bea Dumnezei urechilor noastre sp\u0103late de dimineat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vecinul bucure\u0219tean, \u00eenainte s\u0103 se mute, \u00eel chem\u0103 pe <a><\/a>Alecu \u00eenc\u0103 nesomnambul \u0219i-i d\u0103du tot ce g\u0103si \u00een casa cump\u0103rat\u0103: paturi, mese, scaune, saltele \u0219i c\u00e2te altele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centre timp, nu \u0219tim cauza, Alecu a devenit somnambul. Poate pentru c-a dormit pe somiera de c\u0103p\u0103tat, \u00een care \u0219i-a dat sufletul, fix la dou\u0103 noaptea, ghicitoarea satului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alecu se treze\u0219te, nu \u0219tim dac\u0103 chiar de atunci, \u00een fiecare noapte la dou\u0103 \u0219i umbl\u0103 turbat prin sat, se uit\u0103 printre ulucile gardurilor, m\u00e2r\u00e2ie la c\u00e2ini, s\u00e2s\u00e2ie la g\u00e2nsaci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fiu-s\u0103u, chemat de m\u0103-sa &#8211; vino, mam\u0103, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai \u00een\u021beleg cu nebunu` &#8211; \u0219i-a l\u0103sat nevasta (ba cic\u0103 s-ar fi desp\u0103r\u021bit) \u0219i copilul \u00een alt sat \u0219i st\u0103 cu tac-su.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prin sat umbl\u0103 vorba c-ar dormi l\u00e2ng\u0103 el \u0219i c\u0103-l \u021bine legat de pat noaptea. Dar Alecu se poart\u0103 ca \u0219i cum ar umbla prin sat: m\u00e2r\u00e2ie, fluier\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i i\u021be\u0219te capul printre uluci, s\u00e2s\u00e2ie la g\u00e2nsaci, d\u0103 s\u0103 calce \u0219obolanii care-i ies \u00een c\u0103rare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aici, privind iarba asta uscat\u0103 \u0219i gunoiul a\u021bi putea crede c\u0103 e tarlaua lui Alecu. Ei, nu e. E chiar buricul Bucure\u0219tilor, vedere spre o mare lib\u0103rie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac-a\u0219 fi librar aici (unul oarecare), de dragul c\u0103r\u021bilor care merit\u0103 mai mult, mi-a\u0219 pune o pereche de m\u0103nu\u0219i \u0219i le-a\u0219 aduna. C\u0103 nu mi-ar c\u0103dea rangul. \u0218i n-a\u0219 urla la nimeni, c\u0103 dorm bine noaptea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218tiu, ar trebui s\u0103 fim civiliza\u021bi, s\u0103 ne educ\u0103m copiii, s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m aprobarea, dar ce face prim\u0103ria, vai, nu e treaba mea etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, cu toate astea, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/welovebucharest?__eep__=6&amp;__cft__[0]=AZV_-j9M5PbUaGgHFM5pACX6Xv9W740m0SsGQvQwPl7ZXt1UEOe5HghuHQKKRgiNoRzGWdsEMi1I6qTjmELMmyl1YjQBGEG680nOYVuuwNKYDtpEpZeBNUuHO5eD7h5CvpkUL7m7r6V80fjjNl2humFKXyIzqpNKRdfJlsXFHALewA&amp;__tn__=*NK-R\">#welovebucharest<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/06\/Carturesti-cu-gunoi-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/06\/Carturesti-cu-gunoi-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/06\/Carturesti-cu-gunoi-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/06\/Carturesti-cu-gunoi-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/06\/Carturesti-cu-gunoi-600x1067.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/06\/Carturesti-cu-gunoi.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alecu, somnambulul satului, urla deun\u0103zi, \u00een ar\u0219i\u021ba uli\u021bei abia asfaltate, la vecinul nostru, un bucure\u0219tean cumsecade retras la sat. 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