{"id":14606,"date":"2023-05-22T07:32:18","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T07:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=14606"},"modified":"2023-05-22T17:02:19","modified_gmt":"2023-05-22T17:02:19","slug":"despre-simon-numai-de-bine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=14606","title":{"rendered":"Despre amant &#8211; numai de bine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Locuind la Moscova (acum, \u00een Germania) p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u0103zboiul pornit de Putin \u00een Ucraina, Narine a trimis, cu vreo trei ani \u00een urm\u0103, nu printr-un p\u0103un &#8211; asta s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat c\u00e2nd \u201dDin cer au c\u0103zut trei mere\u201d (primul roman tradus \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te) -, ci printr-un porumbel, o carte. O carte simpl\u0103, concis\u0103, lin\u0103 \u0219i deslu\u0219it\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 ambiguit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i abisuri, ca o carte po\u0219tal\u0103. \u00cen care suntem anun\u021ba\u021bi cu bucurie, \u0219i veselie pe alocuri, c\u0103 Simon a murit. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 amantele pe care le-a salvat ca un vraci de la nedragoste! Toate sunt acum la c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2iului lui &#8211; de\u0219i aventurile iub\u0103re\u021bului t\u00e2mplar s-au \u00eentins mai degrab\u0103 pe luni dec\u00e2t pe ani &#8211; nevasta, y compris. Le-a reparat intravaginal \u0219i intrasufletesc \u0219i le-a redat lumii \u00een cea mai bun\u0103 versiune a lor, gata s\u0103-\u0219i spun\u0103 pove\u0219tile-basm. \u201dTrebuie s\u0103 te despar\u021bi \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t muierea, c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu tine pe strad\u0103, s\u0103 nu te p\u00e2rjoleasc\u0103 cu un scuipat!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu toate astea, nu e o carte erotic\u0103 (e \u0219i greu s\u0103 virezi \u00een erotism cu un \u201dSimon\u201d trecut de \u0219aptezeci, care moare chiar de la prima pagin\u0103, iar vecinele \u00ee\u0219i c\u0103znesc mintea cum s\u0103-i cosmetizeze urechile vinete \u0219i s\u0103 nu-l predea mor\u021bii altfel dec\u00e2t frumos).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-565x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14615\" width=\"344\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-565x1024.jpg 565w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-166x300.jpg 166w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-768x1392.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-600x1088.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-847x1536.jpg 847w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-1130x2048.jpg 1130w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-1320x2393.jpg 1320w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_192845-scaled.jpg 1412w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Pana porumbelului, c\u0103zut\u0103 r\u0103u prevestitor pe cuvertura celei plecate la r\u00e2u s\u0103 moar\u0103 pu\u021bin (una dintre cele cinci figuri de femei care garnisesc recentul roman lansat), e mai pu\u021bin colorat\u0103 \u0219i magic\u0103, \u0219i rotit\u0103 dec\u00e2t a congenerului p\u0103un, dar nu mai pu\u021bin citibil\u0103. Ba a\u0219 zice c\u0103 e mai accesibil\u0103 \u0219i digerabil mic\u0103\u021bit\u0103 chiar \u0219i celor mai neantrena\u021bi cititori. Cititoare, mai degrab\u0103, c\u0103ci mi-e greu s\u0103 v\u0103d un b\u0103rbat citind cartea asta. De altfel, \u0219i la lansarea c\u0103r\u021bii, \u00een libr\u0103ria ticsit\u0103 de lume cititoare, cu greu am putut num\u0103ra vreo \u0219apte b\u0103rba\u021bi, printre care fotograful \u0219i \u201dmarele jurnalist\u201d (dup\u0103 cum l-a numit amfitrioana Denisa Com\u0103nescu) C\u0103t\u0103lin Striblea, care a fost uimitor de data asta printr-o t\u0103cere nevorbit\u0103 \u0219i o \u00eentrebare (poate dou\u0103?) juvenil-adormit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Firesc, poate. El a \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 Narine e starul serii. Chestiune neevident\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 pentru locvacea Ioana P\u00e2rvulescu, invitat\u0103 \u00een prezidiul lans\u0103rii, acolo unde n-a mai fost loc \u0219i pentru traduc\u0103tor (care a stat \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, printre cititori), de\u0219i la alte lans\u0103ri cu tot at\u00e2ta lume c\u00e2t\u0103 \u00een magazinul Pandora \u00eenainte de 1 Martie, traduc\u0103torul c\u0103r\u021bii e unul dintre vorbitorii lungi \u0219i activi \u0219i \u0219ade \u00een confortabilul fotoliul de invitat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nici el n-a fost pesemne \u00een form\u0103 de p\u0103un, care, \u00eentre noi fie spus, scoate ni\u0219te sunete tragice, ca \u0219i cum ar fi prins \u00eentr-o capcan\u0103. Pe c\u00e2t e de frumos p\u0103unul, pe at\u00e2t de tragic, ascu\u021bit \u0219i sf\u00e2\u0219ietor \u201dp\u0103une\u0219te\u201d. De ieri, \u00eel auzim continuu. Peste drum de noi, vecinul tocmai \u0219i-a procurat un p\u0103un. Crez\u00e2nd ini\u021bial c\u0103 vreun p\u0103s\u0103roi r\u0103nit strig\u0103 dup\u0103 ajutor din marginea drumului, am fost tentat\u0103 s\u0103 ies din curte \u0219i s\u0103-l salvez, prea mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 se t\u00e2nguie a moarte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Previzibil cumva (\u00eenc\u0103 mai am \u00een minte precedentele \u201d&#8230; Mere&#8230;\u201d), \u0219i \u00een recentul \u201dSimon\u201d se moare mult. Mult \u0219i bine. Dar nu se moare simplu \u0219i tragic. Ci cu magie, cu poveste \u00een poveste \u00een poveste, cale lung\u0103 s\u0103 ne-ajung\u0103 nou\u0103 celor care ne-am entuziasmat cu asupra de m\u0103sur\u0103 citindu-i primul roman tradus suav \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 de Luana Schidu<strong>*<\/strong> (ca \u0219i prezentul, de altfel). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Contrar a ceea ce a sim\u021bit \u0219i declarat la lansare Simona Kessler, agent literar (agentul literar vinde cartea unei edituri, percep\u00e2nd, \u00een genere, un comision de 15% care este achitat direct de editor, conform site-ului http:\/\/www.uniunea-scriitorilor-filiala-bucuresti-proza.eu), n-am pl\u00e2ns citind-o. \u0218i nici n-am r\u00e2s sau amuzat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar asta nu m-a \u00eempiedicat s\u0103 m\u0103 las neadormit\u0103. Am citit-o repede; poate prea repede la \u00eenceputul primei pove\u0219ti din cele patru \u00een care Narine m-a introdus totu\u0219i greu, cu detalii minuscule, anoste \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ritm. Dar cu pl\u0103cere, cum cite\u0219ti o carte po\u0219tal\u0103 de la o rud\u0103 care se declar\u0103 armeanc\u0103 dar scrie \u00een rus\u0103 \u0219i locuie\u0219te la Moscova. Acum \u00een Germania, ca s\u0103 nu-i compromit\u0103 r\u0103zboiul lui Putin destinul literar care \u00eei sclipe\u0219te cu at\u00e2ta putere orbitoare \u0219i \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103r\u021bile lui Narine Abgarian te cuprind str\u00e2ns \u00een atmosfera bl\u00e2nd-supersti\u021bioas\u0103 de sat armenesc \u00een care pove\u0219tile curg lin \u0219i duios, t\u0103m\u0103duitor \u00eentruc\u00e2tva, \u00een care \u0219i via\u021ba, \u0219i moartea sunt petale la fel de colorate ale aceleia\u0219i flori dumnezeiesc mirositoare. \u0218i asta-i o mare calitate a unui scriitor. \u00cen definitiv, cele mai bune c\u0103r\u021bi sunt cele care se citesc cu ner\u0103bdare, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd-o cu grab\u0103 pe urm\u0103toarea \u0219i st\u00e2nd la o coad\u0103 generoas\u0103 pentru autografe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14616\" width=\"411\" height=\"730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-600x1067.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-1152x2048.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-1320x2347.jpg 1320w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230516_202912-1-scaled.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>\u201dSimon\u201d marcheaz\u0103 \u0219i o premier\u0103 pentru Humanitas Fiction, dup\u0103 ce trendul a fost setat de editura Curtea Veche. Pentru prima dat\u0103, numele traduc\u0103torului apare pe coperta unu. Gest c\u00e2t se poate de meritoriu, cel pu\u021bin \u00een privin\u021ba Luanei Schidu, cel mai bun, dup\u0103 mine, traduc\u0103tor pe care \u00eel avem, cea care m-a \u00eendr\u0103gostit de Guzel Iahina, acum, \u0219i de Narine Abgarian. C\u0103r\u021bile ambelor autoare traduse de Luana Schidu au fost \u0219i sunt, perioade lungi de timp (\u0219i c\u00e2te doi ani), cele mai v\u00e2ndute de Humanitas Fiction. Iar performan\u021ba asta se datoreaz\u0103 \u00een bun\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i traduc\u0103torului. Chapeau bas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-600x1067.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-1152x2048.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-1320x2347.jpg 1320w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2023\/05\/20230522_101939-1-scaled.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Locuind la Moscova (acum, \u00een Germania) p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u0103zboiul pornit de Putin \u00een Ucraina, Narine a trimis, cu vreo trei ani \u00een urm\u0103, nu printr-un p\u0103un &#8211; asta s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat c\u00e2nd \u201dDin cer au&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1413],"tags":[2316,2310,2314,2311,2315,2313,2308,2307,2309],"class_list":["post-14606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-raftul-lui-radu","tag-cronica-de-carte-simon-de-narine-abgarian","tag-cum-e-cartea-simon","tag-denisa-comanescu-humanitas-fiction","tag-din-cer-au-cazut-trei-mere","tag-lansare-simon-in-romania","tag-luana-schidu-traducator-2","tag-recenzie-simon","tag-simon-de-narine-abgarian","tag-traducere-luana-schidu-simon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14606"}],"version-history":[{"count":40,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14669,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14606\/revisions\/14669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}