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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nCu Dacia 1310, bordo, cump\u0103rat\u0103 de la un fost sau chiar fo\u0219ti fum\u0103tori solizi, m\u0103 porneam spre cap\u0103tul Bulevardului Dacia. Eu am vrut pe 15 cu orice pre\u021b. Ninsese. Blindasem, timp de c\u00e2teva luni, toate portierele cu pungi, \u00een caz de urgen\u021be vomitive, care erau cumplite, epuizante, cotidiene. Vara, c\u00e2nd se \u00eencingea toat\u0103 ca un furnal, mirosea a cauciuc ars, ceea ce \u00eemi amplifica \u00eengrozitor starea paralizant\u0103 de r\u0103u. Volanul nu se regla, evident!, iar cu burta mea ajunsese s\u0103 fac\u0103 corp comun. Azi, domni\u0219oara este dus\u0103 la antrenamentul de tenis cu o ma\u0219in\u0103 bleu misano; ar fi putut ninge ca atunci, m\u00e2zg\u0103lit pe asfaltul c\u0103ldu\u021b. \u00cen ma\u0219in\u0103 nu miroase a tutun – tuspatru iubim sportul -, ci a parfum fran\u021buzesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu, nu, ei, cum, mergeti acas\u0103. Nu na\u0219teti azi, zice doctori\u021ba, care n-avea chef de na\u0219teri ca mine \u00een V\u0103rs\u0103tor cu orice pre\u021b. \u0218titi, nu vreau s\u0103 nasc \u00een Pe\u0219ti. Bine, veni\u021bi peste 3 zile. F\u0103cui calculul c\u0103, \u0219i dac\u0103 s-ar fi n\u0103scut pe 19 (Constantin Br\u00e2ncu\u0219i), tot o prinde V\u0103rs\u0103torul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, zic, \u0219i dac\u0103 se rupe apa noaptea, ce fac? M\u0103 suna\u021bi \u0219i spune\u021bi ca sunte\u021bi prietena lui X (nu-i dau numele ca are multi followeri). \u0218i n-am mai n\u0103scut azi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u201dM\u00e2ini de sp\u0103l\u0103toreas\u0103\u201d \u0219i aproape Pe\u0219ti. \u0218i Swatchul, pierdut \u00eentr-o viitoare operatiune de pres\u0103 la Enisala. Expres \u00eel aveam la m\u00e2n\u0103, s\u0103-i calculez mai t\u00e2rziu ascendentul. Fixez cadranul gri, 20h35, prin cea\u021ba ochilor m\u0103ri\u021bi \u0219i umezi. \u201dZice\u021bi, doamn\u0103, acu` ce v\u0103 fac?\u201d, le arunc\u0103 peste um\u0103r, de undeva din josul m\u0103runtaielor mele, grupului de studen\u021bi. \u201dCoase\u021bi perineul\u201d. \u201dVede\u021bi ce le \u0219tie doamna, s-a preg\u0103tit.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Cu ce v-am provocat na\u0219terea?” “Cu oxitocina.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grupul de studen\u021bi a chicotit, spre pl\u0103cerea doctori\u021bei. \u0218i a mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plecai pe 15 februarie s\u0103 nasc natural, \u00een V\u0103rs\u0103tor, dar doctori\u021ba n-avea chef de na\u0219teri ceas, ca mine. Dacia 1310, mai degrab\u0103. \u0218tiam c\u0103 travaliul poate fi provocat administr\u00e2nd oxitocin\u0103, lucru care s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat abia azi, dar cu 18 ani \u00een urm\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Revenii la spital pe 18 februarie. Doctori\u021ba era de gard\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u0219i Maria s-a n\u0103scut tot pe 18, 20h35. Cu \u201dm\u00e2ini de sp\u0103l\u0103toreas\u0103\u201d \u00eensemn\u00e2nd c\u0103 st\u0103tuse peste termen \u0219i nici nu avea de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 ias\u0103. \u00cei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se scalde acolo, lucru pe care \u00eel observ \u0219i azi la ea: u\u0219urin\u021ba \u0219i senin\u0103tatea cu care se strecoar\u0103 printre momentele de via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Fotocopiasem de la o coleg\u0103 m\u0103ritat\u0103 cu un francez o carte groas\u0103, \u00een francez\u0103, despre na\u0219tere. O enciclopedie. O visam pagin\u0103 cu pagin\u0103. 9 luni citii din ea cum nici din Biblie n-am citit, cu sfin\u021benie cotidian\u0103. Abia la miezul nop\u021bii am fost transferat\u0103 \u00een salon. Eram singur\u0103 \u0219i am pl\u00e2ns. Dar nu de durere, anestezia peridural\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu-\u0219i terminase efectul. Am pl\u00e2ns pur \u0219i simplu, cum pl\u00e2ng femeile din preaplin, \u0219i am scris cu ro\u0219u \u00eentr-un carne\u021bel cu coper\u021bi negre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu mai \u0219tiu ce \u0219i nici n-am avut vreodat\u0103 curiozitatea s\u0103 v\u0103d. Uneori, scrisul trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ca g\u00e2ndul nedus la cap\u0103t \u0219i mai intim chiar dec\u00e2t o gr\u0103din\u0103 secret\u0103; sau intim ca dendritele a dou\u0103 petale ro\u0219-rozalii de la baza Muntelui lui Venus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 15 februarie Acum 18 ani – gras\u0103, brunet\u0103, tunsa baieteste, \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 de nu mai puteam r\u0103bda intrarea \u00een Pe\u0219ti – 15 febr. pica \u00eentr-o luni. Am \u00eencercuit-o \u00een calendar cu ro\u0219u, ziua \u00een care...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13151"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13182,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13151\/revisions\/13182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2022\/02\/Cu-Maria-mare-1024x798.jpg\")
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