{"id":12667,"date":"2022-01-09T06:17:04","date_gmt":"2022-01-09T06:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=12667"},"modified":"2022-01-09T06:54:05","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T06:54:05","slug":"o-vezica-neiertatoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=12667","title":{"rendered":"Neiertarea vine din interior"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

-Stima\u021bi c\u0103l\u0103tori, o defec\u021biune tehnic\u0103 a intervenit. Trenul sta\u021bioneaz\u0103 dou\u0103 minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen vezic\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 simt secundele ca ni\u0219te ace. M\u0103 \u00eentreb, dac\u0103 tot am stat la coad\u0103 \u00een magazin, ce m\u0103 mai costa \u00eenc\u0103 una \u00een toalet\u0103. Prea t\u00e2rziu. Abdomenul \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se umfle. Parc\u0103 am un dovleac \u00een mine care apas\u0103 pe vezic\u0103 ca un tr\u0103gaci de pistol. Trenul se pune \u00een mi\u0219care, la fel \u0219i bucuria mea efemer\u0103. M\u0103 simt mai curajoas\u0103 acum, mai preg\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenfrunt drumul scurt spre cas\u0103. Nici nu opre\u0219te bine trenul \u00een sta\u021bia Tineretului, c\u0103 vatmanul anun\u021b\u0103 scurt \u0219i precipitat, ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd un incendiu ar fi izbucnit chiar \u00een cabina lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-V\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 cobor\u00e2\u021bi ACUM (accentu\u00e2nd acum ca \u00eenainte de pr\u0103bu\u0219ire)\u2026\u2026Ne \u00eembulzim cu to\u021bii spre u\u0219i, nu e timp de pierdut, vocea vatmanului nu l\u0103sa loc \u00eendoielilor. Pe peron, lumea se agit\u0103 de colo-colo, unii dau telefoane, al\u021bii se hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 ias\u0103 la suprafa\u021b\u0103. Din difuzor se aude vocea gospodinei de la metrou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u201dDatorit\u0103 unei tentative de suicid, trenul va avea \u00eent\u00e2rziere.\u201dBine-bine, dar c\u00e2t\u0103? Repet\u0103 \u0219i iar repet\u0103 mesajul acesta, fr\u0103suiala se \u00eente\u021be\u0219te. M\u0103 sprijin de o coloan\u0103 a peronului. Nu \u0219tiu \u00eencotro s\u0103 o apuc \u0219i dac\u0103 nu cumva o s\u0103-mi crape vezica de at\u00e2ta presiune. Marmura e rece, pe peron e umezeal\u0103. \u00cencep s\u0103 tremur. Frisoanele se \u00eente\u021besc. Abdomenul m\u0103 doare at\u00e2t de tare, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu m\u0103 pot mi\u0219ca de pe loc. Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac, \u00eencotro s\u0103 o iau. Gospodina din difuzor nu precizeaz\u0103 c\u00e2t\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rziere va avea metroul. O variant\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 a\u0219tept (dar c\u00e2t?), alta \u2013 s\u0103 ies la suprafa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 merg cu autobuzul (dar care?). \u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 am o \u0219i mai mare problem\u0103: de vreo 20 de ani, n-am mai pus piciorul \u00eentr-un autobuz, nu \u0219tiu unde are sta\u021bie \u0219i de unde s\u0103 cump\u0103r cartel\u0103. O sun pe Maria cu un glas pierit. \u00cemi explic\u0103 ce \u0219i cum s\u0103 fac \u0219i parc\u0103 se amuz\u0103 de nerozia mea. Trec minute bune \u0219i tot nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac. Sunt blocat\u0103 \u00een propria indecizie. M\u0103 uit \u0219i eu la ceilal\u021bi oameni, ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd la ei s-ar afla r\u0103spunsul. Nimeni nu-mi spune nimic. Abdomenul \u021bip\u0103 de durere. E umflat ca un cimpoi. Mi-e \u0219i fric\u0103 s\u0103 o iau din loc. Minutele trec. M\u0103 surprinde \u0219i pe mine \u00een\u021bepenirea mea. \u00cenc\u0103lzesc marmura din spatele meu \u0219i parc\u0103 e ceva mai bine. Gospodina din nou repet\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u201dDatorit\u0103 unei tentative de suicid, trenul va avea \u00eent\u00e2rziere.\u201dM\u0103 surprinde (a c\u00e2ta oar\u0103?) ambiguitatea asta a noastr\u0103, a rom\u00e2nilor. C\u00e2t\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rziere va avea???? Zicem: \u201dte sun imediat\u201d \u0219i se treze\u0219te s\u0103 te sune a doua zi sau deloc; zicem \u201dacum\u201d, c\u00e2nd, de fapt, e m\u00e2ine sau poim\u00e2ine etc. Frigul \u00eemi p\u0103trunde \u00een oase ca apa printre pietre. \u00cemi intr\u0103 \u00een fiecare celul\u0103. M\u0103 decid c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot mi\u0219ca din loc \u0219i c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tept. Orice pas \u00een plus poate s\u0103 m\u0103 coste. Privesc spre st\u00e2nga secund\u0103 dup\u0103 secund\u0103. \u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu, iat\u0103 \u0219i lumini\u021ba de la cap\u0103tul tunelului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Urc \u00een tren \u0219i-mi \u021bin respira\u021bia ca nu cumva \u0219uvoiul pe care \u00eel str\u00e2ng at\u00e2t de bine s\u0103 mi se reverse printre picioare. Cu supapa bine str\u00e2ns\u0103, m\u0103 reped spre un loc liber ca uliul asupra pr\u0103zii. Nu mai am multe sta\u021bii, trebuie s\u0103 rezist. Deocamdat\u0103, nici nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la drumul de la metrou spre cas\u0103. Cum o s\u0103-l fac? \u0218i dac\u0103 o s\u0103 rezist?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ba rezist. Merg \u00eentr-un mar\u0219 for\u021bat, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 nu m\u0103 zdruncin prea tare. Str\u00e2ng \u00eentre pulpe un ac imaginar. Nu-i dau drumul nici la semaforul \u00een fa\u021ba c\u0103ruia, desigur, trebuie din nou s\u0103 a\u0219tept. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Merg \u0219i str\u00e2ng. Str\u00e2ng \u0219i merg. Am f\u0103cut exerci\u021biul \u0103sta la sal\u0103 de mii de ori. Trebuie s\u0103-mi reu\u0219easc\u0103 \u0219i acum. \u00cemi reu\u0219e\u0219te. Intru pe u\u0219\u0103 ca un uragan (Maria m\u0103 prive\u0219te speriat\u0103) \u0219i m\u0103 de\u0219ert \u00een toalet\u0103. Ce bucurie poate fi mai mare ca asta? Z\u0103gazurile se rup, poa` s\u0103 se rup\u0103. Dac\u0103 cineva m-ar fi \u00eentrebat atunci ce simt, i-a\u0219 fi r\u0103spuns simplu \u0219i rom\u00e2ne\u0219te: \u201djoie de vivre\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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-Stima\u021bi c\u0103l\u0103tori, o defec\u021biune tehnic\u0103 a intervenit. Trenul sta\u021bioneaz\u0103 dou\u0103 minute. \u00cen vezic\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 simt secundele ca ni\u0219te ace. M\u0103 \u00eentreb, dac\u0103 tot am stat la coad\u0103 \u00een magazin, ce m\u0103 mai costa...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12667"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12676,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12667\/revisions\/12676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}