{"id":12664,"date":"2022-01-09T06:08:37","date_gmt":"2022-01-09T06:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=12664"},"modified":"2022-01-09T06:43:54","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T06:43:54","slug":"shopping-de-calitate-pentru-iertarea-pacatelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=12664","title":{"rendered":"Shopping \u201dde calitate\u201d pentru iertarea p\u0103catelor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

O blond\u0103 nu e doar o blond\u0103, ci \u0219i o posibil\u0103 fust\u0103 ridicat\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rtejul creat de fuga metroului. La metrou, ca la metrou \u00eentr-o zi amor\u021bit\u0103: c\u0103l\u0103tori pu\u021bini \u0219i apatici, trenuri care vin rar. E o anumit\u0103 dormitare \u00een toate \u0219i \u00een to\u021bi. Vatmanii, mai abitir dec\u00e2t \u00eentr-o zi de lucru obi\u0219nuit\u0103, sunt mai aten\u021bi la blondele de pe peron, \u00een interes pur \u0219i strict profesional (asta \u021bi-e clar dup\u0103 gimnastica ampl\u0103 a g\u00e2tului bine rotit spre peron). Dac\u0103 se arunc\u0103 vreuna \u00een fa\u021ba trenului? De la Marilyn Monroe \u00eencoace, vigilen\u021ba a crescut \u0219i foarte bine c\u0103-i a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung \u00een fa\u021ba mall-ului \u0219i-mi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 va fi ca la metrou sau ca pe strad\u0103: mult v\u00e2nt, cet\u0103\u021beni pu\u021bini. Se dovede\u0219te \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 sunt zero \u00een \u201dpsihologia maselor\u201d. Degeaba f\u0103cui cursul acesta \u00een anul trei de facultate. E drept c\u0103, de atunci, nici masele nu mai sunt ce-au fost\u2026.\u0219i nici mall-uri nu erau. E aici o densitate pe metru p\u0103trat ca pe peron \u00eentr-o zi lucr\u0103toate. E nefiresc. Trag n\u0103dejde c\u0103, \u00een magazinul meu preferat, \u00een care anul trecut b\u0103tea un v\u00e2nticel ca de muzeu, voi avea toat\u0103 tihna unui shopping \u201dde calitate\u201d. M\u0103 \u00een\u0219el amarnic. \u00cen magazin e ca \u00een fa\u021ba m\u0103n\u0103stirii, c\u00e2nd se r\u0103stoarn\u0103 autocarul cu turi\u0219ti: grabnic \u00ee\u0219i manifest\u0103 credin\u021ba cump\u0103r\u00e2nd la \u00eent\u00e2mplare ce-o dat Domnul, cruciuli\u021be, m\u0103t\u0103nii, smirn\u0103, ulei sfin\u021bit, brelocuri cu doamne-doamne, magne\u021bi pentru frigider, adic\u0103 iertarea p\u0103catelor<\/em>. \u00cen incinta \u00een care m\u0103 aflu p\u0103catul este permis \u0219i chiar recomandat. Dac\u0103 nu duci cardul la fund ca pedala accelera\u021biei \u00een drum spre Grecia, nu \u0219tii s\u0103 te bucuri de via\u021b\u0103, adic\u0103 e\u0219ti out of fashion<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iaca, apar \u0219i ni\u0219te asiatici! Adev\u0103ra\u021bi profesori ai prestidigita\u021biei. Nimeni nu-i \u00eentrece \u00een a m\u00e2nui pe toate fe\u021bele \u0219i apoi arunca \u021boala pe tejghea, ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd \u0219i-ar scoate un t\u0103i\u021bel din strung\u0103rea\u021b\u0103. M\u0103 dezmeticesc cu greu. Nu e ce m\u0103 a\u0219teptam. Sunt \u00een fa\u021ba unei v\u00e2nzoleli de hipermarchet ca \u00eenainte de Cr\u0103ciun. M\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu doar o pereche de pantofi \u0219i o pereche de pantaloni.  La jacheta de l\u00e2n\u0103, lucrat\u0103 manual, renun\u021b chiar la cas\u0103 din pricina celor 3 pre\u021buri ame\u021bitoare de pe etichet\u0103, spre \u201d\u00eenjurarea\u201d celor din spate. \u00cen fa\u021ba garderobelor \u0219i la case cozile sunt ca la teleferic. Te apuc\u0103 cu vertij c\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103pi\u021ba de haine pe cap de locuitor. M\u0103 mai apuc\u0103 \u0219i un frison \u2013 jos, cum ar fi zis mamaia \u2013 dar nu-i dau importan\u021b\u0103. Dintr-o dat\u0103, simt c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 gr\u0103besc, nu am timp de pierdut \u0219i la coada de la toalet\u0103. O decizie total gre\u0219it\u0103, care m\u0103 va costa\u2026. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ies din mall cu punga neagr\u0103 \u00een chip de tren\u0103. Pu\u021bin \u00eemi lipse\u0219te s\u0103 m\u0103tur cu ea pe jos. Stau cu bra\u021bul \u00eencordat \u0219i u\u0219or ridicat, ca s\u0103 nu perii asfaltul. Gerule\u021bul s-a transformat \u00een ger sau eu am mai multe frisoane? \u00cemi spun c\u0103 nu-i bai, \u00een 30 de minute voi fi bine-merci pe toaleta de acas\u0103. Dar nu-i tocmai a\u0219a, o vezic\u0103 nede\u0219ertat\u0103 la timpul ei nu te iart\u0103\u2026. Metroul vine, cum altfel?, dup\u0103 minute bune de a\u0219teptare. M\u0103 trag \u00eentr-o margine a \u0219irului de scaune din tren s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 incomodez cu paporni\u021ba mea neagr\u0103. O pun jos \u0219i ea se deschide ca o carte. \u00cen definitiv, n-am nimic de ascuns. Cu pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de ajunge \u00een sta\u021bia Roman\u0103, trenul fr\u00e2neaz\u0103 brusc. Ne str\u00e2ngem to\u021bi ca un burduf de acordeon. Unii \u00eenjur\u0103 cu glas tare, al\u021bii sunt impasibili. Punga \u00eemi fuge de sub picioare ca o minge. Vatmanul \u00ee\u0219i prezint\u0103 scuzele:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Stima\u021bi c\u0103l\u0103tori, o defec\u021biune tehnic\u0103 a intervenit. Trenul sta\u021bioneaz\u0103 dou\u0103 minute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Continuarea, aici<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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O blond\u0103 nu e doar o blond\u0103, ci \u0219i o posibil\u0103 fust\u0103 ridicat\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rtejul creat de fuga metroului. La metrou, ca la metrou \u00eentr-o zi amor\u021bit\u0103: c\u0103l\u0103tori pu\u021bini \u0219i apatici, trenuri care vin...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12664"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12675,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12664\/revisions\/12675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}