{"id":12622,"date":"2022-01-08T07:01:59","date_gmt":"2022-01-08T07:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=12622"},"modified":"2022-01-08T07:25:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-08T07:25:00","slug":"si-care-horoscop-a-mintit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=12622","title":{"rendered":"\u0218i, care horoscop a min\u021bit?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Deun\u0103zi, soacr\u0103-mea m-a prins la telefon (cel fix) \u0219i a \u021binut s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 sumarul tuturor \u201dhoroscopi\u0219tilor\u201d perinda\u021bi pe la toate televiziunile precum evlavio\u0219ii la Mecca, iar berbecul (adic\u0103 eu) va avea \u00een fa\u021b\u0103-i un an m\u0103re\u021b (adic\u0103 Doamne-ajut\u0103! cum ar spune un clasic \u00een via\u021b\u0103).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cemm, daaa, bun, vaaaai, ceeee bineeee! zic \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 asta poate suna ca o invita\u021bie la a-\u0219i \u00eencheia mai repede expozeul (nu vreau s\u0103-i tai scurt macaroana, prea e \u00eensufle\u021bit\u0103 \u0219i simpatic\u0103 c\u00e2nd poveste\u0219te, de parc\u0103 i-ar fi dat cineva \u00een cafea \u0219i i-ar fi prezis c\u00e2\u0219tig mare la drum de zi). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2t ascult, m\u0103 fr\u0103sui de pe un picior pe altul, \u00eemi aranjez coafura \u00een oglind\u0103, \u00eemi studiez atent din\u021bii, aranjez dou\u0103-trei c\u0103r\u021bi \u00een bibliotec\u0103, mai citesc c\u00e2teva titluri (Proust, O iubire a lui Swann \u2013 ce pipot\u0103 tre` s\u0103 ai s\u0103 duci cartea asta la cap\u0103t\u2026), iar ea \u00ee\u0219i reia tirul parc\u0103 \u0219i mai ambalat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aaa, da` stai s\u0103 vezi (m\u0103 f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2i \u0219i mai abitir, \u00eencep s\u0103 transpir de la tot binele prezis \u00een unanimitate \u0219i cu care, deocamdat\u0103, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac), stai s\u0103 vezi Marius ce an o s\u0103 aib\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, printre cele recitate de soacr\u0103-mea (cred c\u0103 s-au \u00een\u021beles horoscopi\u0219tii \u00eentre ei s\u0103 zic\u0103 numai de bine ca s\u0103 nu intre popula\u021bia \u00een depresie, adic\u0103 s\u0103 nu avem \u00eent\u00e2rzieri la metrou), mai strecor \u0219i eu c\u00e2te un:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cemm, da, bun, vai, ce bine! Minunat! \u0218i m\u0103 pune planeta retrograd\u0103 Mercur s\u0103 adaug c\u0103 \u0219i eu am citit (nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi unde, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu\u2026) c\u0103 se termin\u0103 un ciclu de 7 ani (fire\u0219te c\u0103 de 7 \u2013 totul e magie \u0219i predestinare, adic\u0103 7) \u00een care nu\u0219ce planete au f\u0103cut \u0219i au dres, adic\u0103 retrograde fiind\u2026. Soacr\u0103-mea \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te ca un gheizer, tocmai c\u00e2nd credeam c\u0103 s-a potolit, c\u0103 \u0219i-a epuizat arsenalul, izbucne\u0219te, zic, cu detalii scoase brusc la suprafa\u021ba memoriei de interven\u021bia mea lipsit\u0103 de tact \u0219i, poate, de regresul planetei Venus (nu mai bine t\u0103ceam, c\u0103 sc\u0103pam?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Azi, am \u201dgust\u201d s\u0103 merg pu\u021bintel pe jos, printre oameni, s\u0103-i privesc \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la ale mele \u2013 doar e 3 ianuarie, momentul c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 treci iute de la bilan\u021b la planificare pe luni, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, zile \u2013 adic\u0103 la rezolu\u021bii… G\u00e2ndul \u00eens\u0103 \u00eemi deraiaz\u0103 ca un tramvai de pe \u0219ine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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O v\u0103d pe soacr\u0103-mea la c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i \u00een fa\u021ba mea. Ie\u0219ise s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 plimbarea de diminea\u021b\u0103. Ea nu m\u0103 vede, totdeauna merge cu capul \u00een jos, ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ar m\u00e2nui un detector de metale; dar eu nu pot trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o salut, s\u0103 o \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ez. Sigur c\u0103 m\u0103 tem, horoscopi\u0219tii au fost, f\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate, da\u021bi \u00een reluare precum \u201dDac\u0103 dori\u021bi s\u0103 revede\u021bi\u201d, \u0219i, dac\u0103 m\u0103 prinde, sigur suport partea a IIa. Numai c\u0103 acum, cu neast\u00e2mp\u0103rul t\u0103lpilor, cu gerule\u021bul acesta, nu mi-e tocmai comod. \u00cen plus, trebuie s\u0103 ostoiesc m\u00e2nc\u0103rimea asta a m\u00e2inii st\u00e2ngi, duc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 degrab\u0103 la unul dintre magazinele mele preferate; \u00eemi \u00eenchipui c\u0103, fiind prima zi lucr\u0103toare a anului, nu toat\u0103 lumea se va refugia la mal(l) ca un \u00eenecat). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ne apropiem din ce \u00een ce mai mult una de alta \u0219i, la o distan\u021b\u0103 la care distingi clar toate co\u0219urile \u0219i ridurile de pe fa\u021b\u0103, \u00eemi sun\u0103 telefonul (da, salvat\u0103 de\u2026. telefon). E Tatiana. M\u0103 gr\u0103besc s\u0103-i r\u0103spund. O anun\u021b s\u0103 \u0219ad\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde \u00een a\u0219teptare c\u00e2t s\u0103 o salut pe soacr\u0103-mea. \u00cen fine, ajung fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 cu ea, \u00eemi z\u00e2mbe\u0219te larg. \u00cei simt \u0219uvoiul de cuvinte gata s\u0103 se rostogoleasc\u0103 \u00een spa\u021biul str\u00e2mt dintre noi. O anun\u021b, scurt \u0219i elegant, c\u0103 vorbesc cu Tatiana la telefon. Scap doar cu o pup\u0103tur\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103. Deci, ieftin; partea \u00eent\u00e2i mi-a fost suficient\u0103 mie, \u00eens\u0103 nu \u0219i ei, ve\u021bi vedea imediat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seara, so\u021bul meu intr\u0103 pufnind ca un marfar, d\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ochii peste cap a n\u0103duf:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Am trecut pe la ai mei. M-a prins mama. Nu m-a l\u0103sat p\u00e2n\u0103 nu mi-a zis tot horoscopu` pentru tot anu`.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Deun\u0103zi, soacr\u0103-mea m-a prins la telefon (cel fix) \u0219i a \u021binut s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 sumarul tuturor \u201dhoroscopi\u0219tilor\u201d perinda\u021bi pe la toate televiziunile precum evlavio\u0219ii la Mecca, iar berbecul (adic\u0103 eu) va avea \u00een fa\u021b\u0103-i un...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12622"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12633,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12622\/revisions\/12633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}