{"id":11840,"date":"2020-01-01T16:59:08","date_gmt":"2020-01-01T16:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=11840"},"modified":"2020-01-01T17:42:45","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T17:42:45","slug":"horoscop-sportiv-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=11840","title":{"rendered":"Horoscop sportiv 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Uf! Am terminat si horoscopul discurilor pentru 2020. Iata ce ne rezerva astrele:
\n– \ud83c\udfa4<\/span><\/span> Daca disc in CD player folosesti, continua sa fluieri. Sigur vei intari musculatura degetelor si o vei slabi pe cea a feselor. Hai, nu te supara, frate ! Stii si tu asta…. Astrele discurilor iti vor da de gandit in 2020 la capitolul asta. Cel putin, vei intalni persoana potrivita.
\n– \ud83c\udfbd<\/span><\/span>Daca disc de 1 Kg. folosesti, sigur ai trecut de la starea de canapea si CD player la cea de “fac sala”. Continua. Doar nu vrei sa iti dezamagesti prietenii care te-au gratulat, dupa primele poze la sala, cu “Ce tare esti!”. Ca sa nu zic ca sunt de-a dreptul rosi de invidie…
\n– \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span> Daca disc de 2,5 kg. folosesti, \u00ab faci sala \u00bb de vreo 6-9 luni si inca nu ti-a pierit cheful, chit ca n-ai o constanta de invidiat. Ca e incheiere de luna, ca e ziua aceea din luna, c<\/p>\n

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a trebuia sa faci casa luna si cate-n luna si-n stele. Continua. Astrele discurilor, in 2020, iti sunt mai favorabile ca niciodata .
\n– \u26f7<\/span><\/span>\u26f7<\/span><\/span>\u26f7<\/span><\/span>\u26f7<\/span><\/span>\u26f7<\/span><\/span> Daca disc de 5 kg. folosesti, ai ceva ani de sala in portofel, poate unul, poate doi. Iti doresti mai mult, dar parca n-ai timp suficient, parca uneori n-ai chef (mai ales luni, miercuri si vineri), parca ai face si altceva si chiar te enervezi cand vezi pe Insta atata inflatie de fese mari, rotunde, tari si tie inca nu-ti iese schema asta. Inca. Continua totusi. S-ar putea sa ai o revelatie in 2020. Astrele discurilor sunt de partea celor obstinati \"\"<\/a>in munca, ca e ceva cu capricorn…. si, desigur, mai putin “popcorn”.
\n– \ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/span><\/span> Daca disc de 10 kg. folosesti, ei ! d\u00e9j\u00e0 aici e treaba serioasa. Parca te bate gandul unui concurs de fitness, da* tu faci de placere, dar parca totusi ai avea nevoie de o provocare. Asta e! 2020 e anul tau. Nu-ti risipi munca de pana acum, esti sportiv in toata regula. Si asta o simti si tu, mai ales cand n-ai chef sa-ti mai pui 1 000 de poze pe Insta si FB. Caci, nu-i asa, \u201cWork hard in silence, let your success be your noise\u201d.
\nHai, sa avem un an cu discuri pe masura dorintelor si putirintelor noastre!
\nLa multi ani! Multumesc ca sunteti aici!
\nP.S. Maine, adica pe 2 ianuarie, ma gasiti la sala. Voi citi, desigur, in discuri. Alte discuri, alte provocari….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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