{"id":11015,"date":"2019-01-04T18:15:50","date_gmt":"2019-01-04T18:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=11015"},"modified":"2021-01-07T03:34:44","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T03:34:44","slug":"o-cupa-prea-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/?p=11015","title":{"rendered":"O cup\u0103 prea mare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forfota intestin\u0103 a zilelor \u0103stora de reduceri de \u00eenceput de an dintr-un magazin cu multe preten\u021bii -cam tot at\u00e2tea c\u00e2t cifrele pre\u021bului de pe etichete &#8211; m-a dus cu g\u00e2ndul la o \u00eent\u00e2mplare petrecut\u0103 vara trecut\u0103, c\u00e2nd promisiunea ardent\u0103 a soarelui le face pe femei s\u0103:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>dea fuga la sala de sport ca s\u0103 recupereze ce s-o mai putea, dac\u0103&#8230;., chit c\u0103 se adun\u0103 de pe jos de at\u00e2ta efort,<\/li>\n<li>asalteze magazinele cu costume de baie, colec\u021bie nou\u0103 &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 discu\u021bie &#8211; s\u0103 cumpere ultima <em>t\u0103ietur\u0103<\/em> \u00een materie,<\/li>\n<li>ambele<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Aflat\u0103 \u00eentr-un astfel de magazin (dintr-o categorie trebuie s\u0103 fac \u0219i eu parte), m\u0103 decid s\u0103 probez un costum verde-pr\u0103zuliu-turcoaz (vezi foto), genul f\u0103r\u0103 burete, doar o coaj\u0103 de \u00eent\u0103ritur\u0103, nu c\u0103 a\u0219 avea cine \u0219tie ce rostogolire s\u0103 \u00eempiedic.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2019\/01\/110.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-11042 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2019\/01\/110-300x123.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2019\/01\/110-300x123.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2019\/01\/110-768x314.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2019\/01\/110-600x245.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/wp-content\/fileStore\/2019\/01\/110.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pl\u0103c\u00e2ndu-mi croiala, materialul, decid s\u0103 cump\u0103r unul \u0219i pentru Maria, dar am dubii \u00een privinta m\u0103rimii cupei, ea prefer\u00e2nd genul de sutien clasic cu ranfors\u0103ri. M\u0103 asist\u0103 \u00een aceast\u0103 dilem\u0103 epocal\u0103 o v\u00e2nz\u0103toare netrecut\u0103 de 23 poate 24 de ani. Trage la o parte, ferm, neanun\u021bat \u0219i profesional,&nbsp; perdeaua garderobei \u00een care m\u0103 aflam \u0219i se minuneaz\u0103: vaaaiiii, da` ce bine v\u0103 vine&#8230;.! M\u0103 \u00eentorc cu spatele (de\u0219i oglinda m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te din toate p\u0103r\u021bile), g\u0103sindu-m\u0103 jenat\u0103 sub aceast\u0103 lup\u0103 a tinerei v\u00e2nz\u0103toare, care m\u0103 studiaz\u0103 ca pe un \u0219oarece de laborator. Vaiiii, da` ce spate ave\u021bi&#8230;!; da` face\u021bi vreun sport? Fiind \u00een c\u0103tarea tirului ei de \u00eentreb\u0103ri, m\u0103 eschivez (\u00eenc\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot obi\u0219nui cu insolen\u021ba cu care m\u0103 privesc unii oameni c\u00e2nd sunt ceva mai dezbr\u0103cat\u0103), b\u0103lm\u0103jesc ceva cu g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 scap mai repede \u0219i politicos din la\u021b \u0219i s\u0103-mi v\u0103d de ale mele.<\/p>\n<p>Revenim la costumul pentru Maria \u0219i-i expun temerile mele legate de m\u0103rimea cupei. Are s\u00e2nii cam ca ai mei? zice v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea. E r\u00e2ndul meu s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103resc f\u0103r\u0103 opreli\u0219ti peisajul ascuns de tricoul negru.<\/p>\n<p>Aaaa, nuuuu, nuuu! zic sincer impresionat\u0103 de amploarea bustului ei, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t puteam ghici prin bariera bumbacului. Nu, zic, nu e a\u0219a de bine dezvoltat\u0103 ca dumneavoastr\u0103&#8230;.Sta\u021bi s\u0103 vede\u021bi, insist\u0103 ea, iar eu nu mai am timp s\u0103-i opresc gestul de o infinit\u0103 familiaritate. \u00ce\u0219i trage iute tricoul in sus \u0219i, din cupa imens\u0103, expune vederii mele un s\u00e2n mic,&nbsp; firesc, cu o aureol\u0103 viguroas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentins\u0103&nbsp;ca jum\u0103tatea mai ascu\u021bit\u0103 a unui ou, de un ar\u0103miu perfect de solar,&nbsp; s\u00e2n care n-avea nimic de-a face cu cochilia capitonat\u0103 cu mult burete \u0219i supradimensionat\u0103 pe care o v\u0103zusem mai devreme; o cochilie care \u0219i-a ratat destinul sincer de a deveni o frumoas\u0103 pern\u0103 pentru \u0219ezut, a\u0219ezat\u0103 poate pe un scaun de lemn, elegant b\u0103i\u021buit. Sunt pu\u021bin n\u0103ucit\u0103 \u0219i contrariat\u0103, g\u00e2ndindu-m\u0103 la to\u021bi tipii care \u0219i-ar dori s\u0103-\u0219i umple p\u00e2n\u0103 la debordare palmele cu at\u00e2ta generozitate a naturii sau bisturiului. O promisiune neonorat\u0103 chiar \u00eenainte de a fi f\u0103cut\u0103&#8230;. (A nu se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 am o problem\u0103 cu m\u0103rimea, fie ea mare sau mic\u0103.)<\/p>\n<p>Cam asta e g\u00e2ndul care-mi trece prin cap intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul cu preten\u021bii de care pomeneam \u00een introducere. O cup\u0103 prea mare pentru un con\u021binut mic&#8230; \u00cen urm\u0103 cu o lun\u0103, atmosfera era una de muzeu, c\u00e2te un client ici-colo, muzica \u00een surdin\u0103, conversa\u021biile \u00een \u0219oapt\u0103, v\u00e2nz\u0103torii amabili, discre\u021bi, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een costume negre, produsele cu \u0219taif, materiale de bun\u0103 calitate, croial\u0103 impecabil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Acum sunt scoase ca pe taraba lu` taica Laz\u0103r colec\u021bii vechi, unele pr\u0103fuite, t\u0103iate, cu defecte, un fel de trafic de ma\u021be \u00een\u0219irate pe mese \u00eentr-o dev\u0103lm\u0103\u0219ie apocaliptic\u0103.&nbsp;Nici vorb\u0103 de produsele reduse anun\u021bate pe site. E o forfot\u0103 de hipermarket, v\u00e2nz\u0103torii nu prididesc s\u0103 rea\u0219eze \u00een teancuri bluzele, puloverele ridicate scurt \u00een aer, pre\u021b\u0103luite dintr-o mi\u0219care gr\u0103bit\u0103 \u0219i aruncate la voia \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii pe mas\u0103 de cucoane, aparent bine crescute \u0219i \u021b\u00e2fnoase. Asta \u00een timp ce al\u021bi angaja\u021bi ai magazinului continu\u0103 s\u0103 aduc\u0103 din depozit valuri-valuri de haine, care se topesc \u00een m\u00e2inile muierilor ca \u00eenghe\u021bata pe b\u0103\u021b \u00een zilele toride de var\u0103. La garderobe, ca \u0219i la case, cozile formeaz\u0103 c\u00e2te o bucl\u0103 din cauza lungimii, mald\u0103rele de haine zac aruncate pe scaunele din cabine, pe jos, pe barele pentru umera\u0219e. Nici urm\u0103 de \u0219taif, de elegan\u021b\u0103 sau de bun\u0103 cuviin\u021b\u0103, dovad\u0103 c\u0103 nu haina scump\u0103 face pe om&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Cucoanele, juis\u00e2nd datorit\u0103&nbsp;<em>deal-ul<\/em> bun, plaseaz\u0103 herculean pe tejghea mormanele de haine (chiar \u0219i 10-15 buc\u0103\u021bi deodat\u0103) ca snopii de coceni. Pungile cu care ies din magazin at\u00e2rn\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt ca ni\u0219te trene negre \u0219i \u021bepene.&nbsp; Sunt z\u0103p\u0103cit\u0103 de at\u00e2ta zumzet, m\u0103 pierd \u00een dev\u0103lm\u0103\u0219ia asta smintit\u0103. \u00cemi repugn\u0103 s\u0103 scotocesc \u00een mald\u0103rele de haine precum neferici\u021bii pe care \u00eei v\u0103d diminea\u021ba scurm\u00e2nd \u00een tomberoane, cu corpul pe sfert v\u00e2r\u00e2t \u00een\u0103untru.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rafinamentul personal, cu tot ambalajul s\u0103u exerior, este \u0219i libertatea de a-\u021bi crea confortul psihic \u00een a face o achizi\u021bie \u00een mod civilizat, nepresat \u0219i neame\u021bit de v\u00e2rtejul pre\u021bului mai mic. \u00cen definitiv, reducerea afi\u0219at\u0103 pe eticheta produsului e un pre\u021b prea mare pentru neelegan\u021ba de a scocior\u00ee ca \u00eentr-o lad\u0103 uitat\u0103-n pod. O cup\u0103 prea mare pentru un con\u021binut at\u00e2t de mic&#8230;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forfota intestin\u0103 a zilelor \u0103stora de reduceri de \u00eenceput de an dintr-un magazin cu multe preten\u021bii -cam tot at\u00e2tea c\u00e2t cifrele pre\u021bului de pe etichete &#8211; m-a dus cu g\u00e2ndul la o \u00eent\u00e2mplare petrecut\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[1455],"class_list":["post-11015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-despre-shoping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11015"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12123,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11015\/revisions\/12123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dumitra.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}